Sick of the no0bs?

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I say everyone who registered after 2000 be banned and forced to watch Glitter 5 times.
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I motion that the noobs can't post without first showing their b00bs.
What if they're d00ds?

We'll just point them to your private forum, then!
IT'S NOT VERY PRIVATE IF YOU KEEP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT, NOW IS IT?!?!?! :|

Well, now that Michael Jackson is headed to jail, I guess you *are* overflowing in there, eh?
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: amoeba
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I propose that no n00bs can post publically until they hit a 1000 post count, proving that they're worthy :)


The whole reason the old timers are sick of newbs is because of the worthless threads that show up. Rules like these will only increase the number of worthless threads. Aside from the previously mentioned illogical nature of the rule.
Based on my proposal, you can't post, n00B!!
 

LAUST

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Sep 13, 2000
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Give them their own Topic "ATNC" Anand Tech No0b Central

They can post in there till they make their count ;)
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I motion that the noobs can't post without first showing their b00bs.
What if they're d00ds?

We'll just point them to your private forum, then!
IT'S NOT VERY PRIVATE IF YOU KEEP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT, NOW IS IT?!?!?! :|

Well, now that Michael Jackson is headed to jail, I guess you *are* overflowing in there, eh?
That's it, you are hereby permbanned from forums.thongworx.com. :|

 

Nyical

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Feb 7, 2003
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I say we ban any who post Polls on what type of car, cam, ect ect because I am to much of an idiot to decide on my own and I need the opinions of thousands of people on the net who I never have met and have no value in my life
to make up my weak willed mind. :D
 

Ranger X

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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How about ban those who don't google but instead posts a thread so others can find it for him/her. :p
 

sillymofo

Banned
Aug 11, 2003
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Here we go again with Brooks and his ATOT domination plan... darnn, you sure you aren't Dutch origin?
 

Ketteringo

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Or maybe just have a seperate forum for people with 1000+ posts? That way there is a place for noobs and everyone to post together, or just the vetrans forum. Also, the vetran forum should be able to ban members by a voting system, like 80% of at least 100 votes have to vote yes or something.
 

tnitsuj

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May 22, 2003
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I will personally break in all the noobs by having gay sex with them each 1000 times before the are ready to post. (Pitching of course)
 

Mr N8

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: bjc112
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I propose that no n00bs can post publically until they hit a 1000 post count, proving that they're worthy :)

So how do they get to 1000?


They have to cross the Nameless Desert, swim the Oceans of Despair, climb the Mountain of Denial, do battle with the Dragons of Agony, and get a Clue.
What about the ROUSes?

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.
 

Nyical

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Feb 7, 2003
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Originally posted by: Dissipate
Originally posted by: stateofbeasley
How do you guys rack up 2000+ posts anyways? :confused:

By having no life.


No they have a life it's just that everytime one of them farts or picks there butt they have to come on here and give
everybody a minute by minute update on this world breaking event that happened to them ;)



 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: tnitsuj
I will personally break in all the noobs by having gay sex with them each 1000 times before the are ready to post. (Pitching of course)
I thought your usual playing position was "Lucky Pierre"?

 

loup garou

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Feb 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: tnitsuj
I will personally break in all the noobs by having gay sex with them each 1000 times before the are ready to post. (Pitching of course)
You can start with yourself, noob! :p