Sick. Eh.

[Rustynuts]

I've been sick since Christmas Eve! Started as a head cold, then went to my chest New Years Eve. Yesterday, I started getting the shivers and had to bundle up. Went up to a 104 fever. I was delerious for awhile. Almost got so bad I was gonna call the ambulance. Fever broke and now I feel a little better, but my chest is still eff'd.

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Thanks for the adulation -- but it hasn't quite gotten to the point where I'm going to have to defenistrate myself yet --I'm too lazy to move the table so I can actually open the window. Besides, I've got a guest coming into town tomorrow.... if I killed myself (or, more likely, wound up in the hospital) she'd have no place to stay.

Well, maybe you could defenestrate other objects? That would take your mind off your sickness and offer hours of amusement and enjoyment! And yeah, we don't want you getting killed. Injured would be funny, but not death.

 

[AtlantaBob]

Originally posted by: SWScorch

Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Thanks for the adulation -- but it hasn't quite gotten to the point where I'm going to have to defenistrate myself yet --I'm too lazy to move the table so I can actually open the window. Besides, I've got a guest coming into town tomorrow.... if I killed myself (or, more likely, wound up in the hospital) she'd have no place to stay.

Well, maybe you could defenestrate other objects? That would take your mind off your sickness and offer hours of amusement and enjoyment! And yeah, we don't want you getting killed. Injured would be funny, but not death.

True. I've been thinking about defenistrating a giant box of Green tea I got for Christmas. I got one (100 bags); my parents, who I see about once a week, each got one (another 100 bags each); this is all on top of the 100 or so bags of tea I already lying in the kitchen. The only thing that's stopping me is the fact that a.) I do like something warm to drink, and when I'm sick I don't fancy coffee, and b.) a cardboard box of tea wouldn't make a very satisfying sound or visual when it fell one story.

By the way, when I typed in defenistrate in Google, the first result was for something called "Defenistrate the Cat." Didn't check it out, but I thought I would share.

 

[bunker]

I'm sick and at work (out of sick time).

Yes, I have a cold, and yes, I'm sick. I don't know who said having a cold doesn't mean you're sick, but dammit, there's a virus inside me, making me feel bad. To me, that's being sick!