Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

[ivan2]

so I heard this song sung by a unfamiliar singer/band in a top 40 radio today, I didn't get to catch the rhythm(because there's none) but one of the seeming trashy lyric that doesn't make any sense got stuck in my head:

:music: shush girl, shut your lips, do the helen keller and talk with your hips :music:

repeat 10x


:disgust:


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[judasmachine]

my g/f came home singing that and laughing her ass off yesterday. so ridiculous.


TIME WARP. OP is below.

 

[evident]

yeah this song is pretty lame. i never understood that line either

 

[KeithTalent]

Repost amazingly.

KT

 

[Braznor]

Nevermind

 

[EvilYoda]

I love that song, what a fucking genius line.

 

[joesmoke]

i cant believe im even asking... but what song is this? link?

this line sounds like something from a bloodhound gang song

 

[lupi]

It's what I tell mosh every night.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: ivan2
do the helen keller

answer the iron?
read the stop sign at 60mph?
call for my dog named lkasjdlkfjasldkfjasldkjf?
take 80 days to circumnavigate the block?
say nothing when i fall off a cliff because I'm wearing mittens?

i dont get it

 

[LinuxIdiot]

3OH!3 and the song is called "Don't Trust Me" I like it for the absurdity of it. Even got a couple of friends hooked on some of their other songs. Listen to Dragon Backpack for a confusing song

:music:
She can heal you with the tip of her tongue.
& She's been eating children like the wolves eat their young.
She can heal you with the tip of her tongue.
& She's been eating children like the wolves eat their young.

She's got a wolf t-shirt,
A eagle sweatshirt,
A bison handkerchief,
A dragon backpack.
:music:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: jonks

Originally posted by: ivan2
do the helen keller

answer the iron?
read the stop sign at 60mph?
call for my dog named lkasjdlkfjasldkfjasldkjf?
take 80 days to circumnavigate the block?
say nothing when i fall off a cliff because I'm wearing mittens?

i dont get it

:laugh:

 

[AstroManLuca]

Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

 

[Quasmo]

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


cause she's a woman.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Yeah, the chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked smarts into her.

KT

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

No, she was the chick with the diary that hid in the attic!

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

wooooosh

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

wooooosh

No woosh, I just dont care about the stupid crap he posts.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

Did she play a mean pinball?

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: shiner

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

Helen Keller was blind and deaf

Did she play a mean pinball?

Doubt it, but I imagine getting her to talk during sex was HOT

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Why can't Helen Keller drive?


cause she's a woman.

:laugh:

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Why can't Helen Keller drive?


cause she's a woman.

no... cause she's dead

but you're right, it's probably more because she's a woman

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

lol every once in a blue moon ATOT has a win post, this is one of them.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

lol every once in a blue moon ATOT has a win post, this is one of them.

Not really, it's just lifted directly from Clerks 2, but hell I'll take it.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Who's Helen Keller? Aren't you talking about Anne Frank?

lol every once in a blue moon ATOT has a win post, this is one of them.

I dont get it