Shower Farts

[Mark]

Any of you ever fart in the shower? Because if so, Iv'e got a question. Is there some sort of chemical in the tapwater that comes out of the showerhead that makes them so damn funky?

 

[KLin]

And ATOT hits a new low.

 

[tasmanian]

No, its just the fact that the steam pulls them to your face.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: KLin
And ATOT hits a new low.

:laugh: too true

best nip it in the bud though. It's probably because, compared to a 'normal' fart, there's no clothes to filter it

 

[sisq0kidd]

My farts smell like roses.

 

[BigJ]

The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

:laugh:

 

[CKent]

Confined space + humidity + no clothes to throttle the effect = nasal attack.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

:laugh:

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

:laugh:

 

[grohl]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

and my wife wants to know what the hell I'm laughing at. She would never understand.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: KLin
And ATOT hits a new low.

Nah, that was LordMaul's "low" thread.


Easier solution: don't fart in the shower. It's a confined space, there's all that moisture, and as someone said, the air currents draw the "fresh" air upwards. Bad combination.

Heck, in general, I try not to let anything pass from there unless I'm on the toilet. You've got three potential phases of matter: solid, liquid, and gas. One is benign to clothing, two are not. The odds are against you in terms of a safe release.

 

[MBrown]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

ROFL!

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: KLin
And ATOT hits a new low.

I am assuming ban and lock very soon.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: KLin
And ATOT hits a new low.

Nah, that was LordMaul's "low" thread.


Easier solution: don't fart in the shower. It's a confined space, there's all that moisture, and as someone said, the air currents draw the "fresh" air upwards. Bad combination.

Heck, in general, I try not to let anything pass from there unless I'm on the toilet. You've got three potential phases of matter: solid, liquid, and gas. One is benign to clothing, two are not. The odds are against you in terms of a safe release.

This thread?
:laugh:

 

[posterboy]

Originally posted by: BigJ
The greatest thing about shower farts is if you gamble and lose, it really isn't that big of a deal.

I almost choked on my coke after reading this!!! HAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Quote of the YEAR, that kind of wit can't just be had, you have to be born with it -- mad props BigJ

 

[BoberFett]

This is a perfectly reasonable query. Search Google for "farts smell worse shower" and you'll get 150K results. It's obviously a question on everybody's mind.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
This is a perfectly reasonable query. Search Google for "farts smell worse shower" and you'll get 150K results. It's obviously a question on everybody's mind.

Oh my dear God... It's true. 🙁

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: sisq0kidd
My farts smell like roses.

Nowai. I thought that was just me! 😕 😱



Wait....I mean, women don't have gas/fart. 😛