Shoulder slammed some arrogant jerk on the sidewalk

[CZroe]

I'm very conscience of my surroundings. I saw this fucker from 100 metres.. We actually had a stare down. I don't back down to anyone, especially people that don't obey social etiquette.

Not sure what social etiquette you're talking about. Which side of the sidewalk was he supposed to be walking on? Why was the left side yours?

 

[MongGrel]

Before I got here today I walked up to the beer store. No probs getting there but when I came back ...was walking back I see a fat guy my height walking toward me on the same side as me.

I treat sidewalks like I treat 2 way streets...you keep to your side. He saw me but kept walking toward me like its okay to walk on the left side of the side walk... we kept eyeing each other from 100 feet away...the distance kept closing as we got closer and eventually I drove my shoulder into his fat fucking body and knocked him on his ass.

He got all up in a huff and i stared him down and told him "fuck off goof"

Why is he still here ?

I thought he was actually gone once, and he came back after about 6 months.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

This is why so many of your relatives are in prison.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Before I got here today I walked up to the beer store. No probs getting there but when I came back ...was walking back I see a fat guy my height walking toward me on the same side as me.

I treat sidewalks like I treat 2 way streets...you keep to your side. He saw me but kept walking toward me like its okay to walk on the left side of the side walk... we kept eyeing each other from 100 feet away...the distance kept closing as we got closer and eventually I drove my shoulder into his fat fucking body and knocked him on his ass.

He got all up in a huff and i stared him down and told him "fuck off goof"

 

[IronWing]

What's that from?

 

[Newell Steamer]

I thank my Lord Jesus that I am not a fat guy that is your height who happens to be walking toward you on the same side as you.

In fact, I will make sure I am NEVER any of the following to ensure I don't get knocked down by your self:
- a guy
- fat
- your height
- walking on the same side as you



Someone, please tell me I will be OK. Please?

 

[foghorn67]

 

[CraKaJaX]

I wish the MODS would shoulder slam you right out of the Forums.

pathetic jabroni you are.

It seems like they have.

T.K.O.

 

[madoka]

As he approaches me I stop right where I am and pull up my shirt to show him my abs. He veers away and walks in the planted area to go around me and says "sorry".

Were your abs visible?

 

[olds]

Were your abs visible?

My six pack brings all the girls to my yard.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

I wish the MODS would shoulder slam you right out of the Forums.

pathetic jabroni you are.

It seems like they have.

T.K.O.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=37515531&postcount=1

old age ***profanity-deleted*** lol heh



Profanity removed from thread title. You cannot possibly be as dense as you appear. This is about a half dozen times now. Bye - again.
Admin allisolm

 

[olds]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=37515531&postcount=1

 

[futurefields]

I thank my Lord Jesus that I am not a fat guy that is your height who happens to be walking toward you on the same side as you.

In fact, I will make sure I am NEVER any of the following to ensure I don't get knocked down by your self:
- a guy
- fat
- your height
- walking on the same side as you



Someone, please tell me I will be OK. Please?

pretty much this

please spare me OP if I happen to be walking on the same side of the sidewalk as you

i know you view it as a threat to your manhood but i'm honestly just not noticing this things when im walking about minding my own business

please dont hurt me

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

If you are referring to the

***profanity-deleted***

, part of my post. I put that in (to replace the rude words), because (as the mods, often say), DON'T quote profanity.

Or I have totally misunderstood, your response.

 

[MongGrel]

pretty much this

please spare me OP if I happen to be walking on the same side of the sidewalk as you

i know you view it as a threat to your manhood but i'm honestly just not noticing this things when im walking about minding my own business

please dont hurt me

You're late to the race and not making much sense either per usual.

 

[Hugh Jass]

What's that from?

Sprite commercial from years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j65DpagyhI

 

[soulcougher73]

100% totally believable story. Would read again.

 

[dr150]

it was pretty bad ass.

Then you woke up.

It was all a dream. :biggrin:

 

[JEDIYoda]

Before I got here today I walked up to the beer store. No probs getting there but when I came back ...was walking back I see a fat guy my height walking toward me on the same side as me.

I treat sidewalks like I treat 2 way streets...you keep to your side. He saw me but kept walking toward me like its okay to walk on the left side of the side walk... we kept eyeing each other from 100 feet away...the distance kept closing as we got closer and eventually I drove my shoulder into his fat fucking body and knocked him on his ass.

He got all up in a huff and i stared him down and told him "fuck off goof"

anybody can be a bad ass on the internet....

 

[Pacfanweb]

Before I got here today I walked up to the beer store. No probs getting there but when I came back ...was walking back I see a fat guy my height walking toward me on the same side as me.

I treat sidewalks like I treat 2 way streets...you keep to your side. He saw me but kept walking toward me like its okay to walk on the left side of the side walk... we kept eyeing each other from 100 feet away...the distance kept closing as we got closer and eventually I drove my shoulder into his fat fucking body and knocked him on his ass.

He got all up in a huff and i stared him down and told him "fuck off goof"

Sure you did.

 

[futurefields]

You're late to the race and not making much sense either per usual.

Do I know you? Who are you? Did I attack you in some way? What is going on here?

My post is in line with the common sentiment of this thread you have 20,000 posts in less than 2 years which makes you an obvious no life having loser.

Cheers bud,

 

[sandorski]

I was entertained.

 

[zanejohnson]

i love you brother, you remind me of alot of myself (in my younger days,)

nice, i hate people that think because they are huge and fat they expect others to get off the sidewalk, into the grass, for them to pass, that's such immature behavior! in my younger days i'd have done the same thing.

i once followed a jackass several blocks to a wal mart parking lot in order to give him a good asskicking for talking shit to my then girlfriend, who was trying to learn to drive stick in my car... he got out of his car and came to her side of the car and got irrate with her... i got out, told him he better get back in his car and get on home before he hurts himself... he then kicked my car. my pristine car.

we switched seats, he tried to get away pretty good, taking side streets, finally going to a public place... i parked, got out.. he got out....with a BASEBALL BAT. cracked me good in the ribs, and then broke the wooden bat over my head, i was as much of a badass as your obviously are, so of course, i was unphased by the blows at the time, i proceeded to chase him to his car, throwing my arm between the door and it's frame as he tried to close it, at this point, clearly frightened out of his mind, he HAD after all just hit me with a bat, over the head, to no avail. i finally managed to grab the slithery little snake by the shirt, ripping it completely off.. then gave the door of his car a good hard front kick bending it backwards on it's hinges, and then forced my way halfway into his front seat, and pummeled him, for a couple of minutes until i was satisfied there was enough blood spray throughout the interior of his ricemobile (civic lx with fart pipe)

and then waited for authorities to arrive, he left the scene.

there were several witnesses to the bat attack, so i appeared to be the one in self defense... i went home... but later went to the ER for a couple broken ribs....a girlfriend ready to blow me for a week straight while cooking steak and cleaning house... the ribs hurt badly, for weeks... it was't at all worth it now looking back, but hey, sometimes you gotta chuck norrris.

 

[mikeymikec]

https://xkcd.com/337/

 

[MongGrel]

i love you brother, you remind me of alot of myself (in my younger days,)

nice, i hate people that think because they are huge and fat they expect others to get off the sidewalk, into the grass, for them to pass, that's such immature behavior! in my younger days i'd have done the same thing.

i once followed a jackass several blocks to a wal mart parking lot in order to give him a good asskicking for talking shit to my then girlfriend

it was't at all worth it now looking back, but hey, sometimes you gotta chuck norrris.

Actually, that was a pretty cool story.