Should we nuke England?

[HAL9000]

theflyingpig. EVeryone knows this.

I thought he lived in America... Is this thread about you wanting to bomb america?

 

[techs]

I think it would be funny to give them 10 minutes notice.
I would love to see the Brits cramming themselves into Mini Coopers and heading for the Chunnel.

 

[reallyscrued]

No, this thread deserves the most crap.

I suppose you're now in charge of assessing what threads "deserve" crap?

 

[techs]

I thought he lived in America... Is this thread about you wanting to bomb america?

Are you a terrorist?

You're post has been reported to the FBI.

 

[schneiderguy]

Dang it, it must be.

New question: Should ATOT acquire a nuclear weapons capability sufficient to carry out the unambiguous desires of the membership?

I'm of the opinion that replacing the members of Congress with members of ATOT would greatly improve the United States.

 

[Brigandier]

I thought he lived in America... Is this thread about you wanting to bomb america?

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't use those words.

 

[IronWing]

New Zealand first, if we nuke England, then we need to avoid Dr. Who casualties as much as possible.

We can adapt to the loss of Dr. Who. I'm sure watching Sigmund and the Sea Monsters backwards would be a suitable substitute.

 

[Brigandier]

I'm of the opinion that replacing the members of Congress with members of ATOT would greatly improve the United States.

At least CSPAN would be watchable.

 

[techs]

I'm of the opinion that replacing the members of Congress with members of ATOT would greatly improve the United States.

I don't know about that. But CSPAN's ratings would go thru the roof.

EDIT: Brigandier beat me to it.

 

[schneiderguy]

I thought he lived in America... Is this thread about you wanting to bomb america?

He used to live in New Zealand, then when he moved to England he stopped posting on ATOT because he was so depressed about living in a police state with shitty weather.

 

[HAL9000]

I suppose you're now in charge of assessing what threads "deserve" crap?

That I am. I'm like a timelord in many respects (but I won't tell you which ones)

Are you a terrorist?

You're post has been reported to the FBI.

Awesome.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't use those words.

Fair do's.

 

[HAL9000]

He used to live in New Zealand, then when he moved to England he stopped posting on ATOT because he was so depressed about living in a police state with shitty weather.

Really? Interesting. However he is no longer "our resident troll" he has been banned.

 

[IronWing]

That I am. I'm like a timelord in many respects (but I won't tell you which ones)

You wear a dick scarf?

 

[HAL9000]

You wear a dick scarf?

I don't know what that is.

 

[techs]

I just got a message from the TARDIS.
Even Dr. Who has had enough. He says drop the sucker.

 

[Brigandier]

Fair do's.

That's just good ol' American paranoia kicking in. I wouldn't want you to wake up to the CIA fixing you a spot of tea.

 

[IronWing]

I don't know what that is.

It's like an ass poncho only it's a scarf and is more dicky.

 

[HAL9000]

I just got a message from the TARDIS.
Even Dr. Who has had enough. He says drop the sucker.

What does "Drop the sucker" mean?

That's just good ol' American paranoia kicking in. I wouldn't want you to wake up to the CIA fixing you a spot of tea.

I recon they could make a nice spot of tea!

 

[HAL9000]

It's like an ass poncho only it's a scarf and is more dicky.

OK.

 

[schneiderguy]

Really? Interesting. However he is no longer "our resident troll" he has been banned.

It's impossible to truly ban a man like theflyingpig... his spirit lives on.

 

[schneiderguy]

What does "Drop the sucker" mean?

 

[HAL9000]

It's impossible to truly ban a man like theflyingpig... his spirit lives on.

I disagree, the man was a fool. Is a fool and won't be back because he can't apologise for what he is.

 

[schneiderguy]

I disagree, the man was a fool. Is a fool and won't be back because he can't apologise for what he is.

theflyingpig was not a fool, he was a man of much wisdom.

 

[HAL9000]

Fire a nuclear bomb into an American desert?

 

[Brigandier]

I recon they could make a nice spot of tea!

I'm pretty sure it'd be all the sweeter knowing you were going to Guantanamo afterwards.

Who knows, maybe James Bond is going to "talk to" everyone that posted against England in this thread.