They should raise the minimum wage to a million bucks an hour. Then we'd all be millionaires!
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Of course we all know that doesn't make sense. No firms would hire anybody and therefore, no firms would produce anything. Everyone would lose their jobs.
Hell, I'd be totally happy working for $500,000 but the government wouldn't let me take it
Okay okay...
then how about $1,000 an hour?
Still, almost no firms would be able to hire anyone. No one would have a job except for...uh...that guy that shat golden eggs.
$100 an hour?
Now we're getting somewhere. You just made at least a couple industries profitable...Brain surgery would make sense again and professional sports players would have something to do.
Anyone...this can keep going till the very bottom. Someone's gotta split the peas for split pea soup or patch up holes on tents...
Setting a minimum wage knocks out industries and blocks people who would be willing to get paid less than the minimum wage from getting a job.
And that's an important point...slavery's gone man. No one's forcing those people making minimum wage to take those jobs, they take them because they're willing to do so. And if they weren't willing? Well, there's probably a dozen other guys who have no jobs at all who'd love to take their place
