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Should I hire Blackwater security agents?

Do you know the stats on stolen lambo's? Do you know the stats on stolen cars valued over 100k? 200k? Please tell me you've done the leg work to justify your 300k per year security tab.
 
FelixDeKat said:
Well the 300 was for personal security. The car is expendible. In reality the Aventadors have been sold out until at least 2015 and no convertibles currently exist.

The most logical course of action then would be to pay cash for something like this on Ebay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lamb...2130652?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item1c20f6d15c

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Its super cheap (relatively speaking) and can be ditched if necessary.

I dont know why, but when I looked up this car, this song popped in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qLTsYr39c
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what makes you think that out of the thousands of millionaires in the world people want to kill you? Have you ran those statistics?
 
If you move out of the ghetto, you won't need security agents. 24/7 guard entrance for the subdivision. Movie theaters, stores, and restaurants all have valet parking.
 
If you win that much money there is a car club in the New York area where pay to become a member and get to drive any number of exotic ranging cars from classic rare muscle cars to modern supercars.

On the upside you don't have to pay for upkeep on the machines and you can try them before you settle on one to buy.

Lottery winners just move to a better place to live where the violent crime rate is very low.
 
This is why my love slaves are all part Cluster Lizard, I don't need to hire any extra bodyguards.

Yo way yo, Hom Var Ray . . .
 
FelixDeKat said:
lol valet parking

I was a valet around 1988. I know what they do when no one is looking. One idiot I was with would search ash trays for roaches thinking the owners would disavow it. Bullchip. I told him to stay away from me because I wasnt going to back him when an owner came looking for his weed.

It wasnt all bad however. I drove all the new cars including Rolls & Ferrari. In fact my best experience was in an a Ferrari Boxer. Damn I loved that car. Everywhere you looked every head was turned in your direction. People would smile, point or wave. It was a literal chick magnet that drew one nice looking woman to stoop over and look around with the biggest smile.

Another time I was just standing in front of a Lotus Esprit Turbo I just parked. When I got out some woman instantly proposed marriage. It was wild.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIUwQUc1s
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Are you that anal about your car that you won't valet? As long as it's not damaged, do you really care? Valet saves time and having to hunt for parking.

If you drive exotic cars, you expect stares and attention. I had people follow me to the house when I drove my cousin's Phantom. That was creepy. My cousin had a strange girl jump in the passenger seat of his Ferrari in the middle of traffic.
 
FelixDeKat said:
Dont you mean ex-wife? :sneaky:
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Divorce Court fantasy....

Your Honor my cause for divorce is that my wife wanted me to get rid of my car.


Your car?


Yes your Honor, it's a Dodge Viper.


Well, then ma'am what do you have to say for yourself?


Wai... wha?


Order in the court or you shall be found in contempt! This court finds in favor of the person with awesome taste in vehicles. Alimony payments shall be in the amount of $150.00 per month. Enjoy the car sir. This court is adjourned.
 
blankslate said:
Divorce Court fantasy....

Your Honor my cause for divorce is that my wife wanted me to get rid of my car.


Your car?


Yes your Honor, it's a Dodge Viper.


Well, then ma'am what do you have to say for yourself?


Wai... wha?


Order in the court or you shall be found in contempt! This court finds in favor of the person with awesome taste in vehicles. Alimony payments shall be in the amount of $150.00 per month. Enjoy the car sir. This court is adjourned.
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Sweet - I keep the car and SHE pays for gas!


jlee said:
I'll do it for you for a mere $24,999 a month.
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Well, unless you have super ninja powers I was looking to hire at least 2 for that price so no one person has all the power. 😱
 
$25k/mo is nowhere near enough cash.

Over 700 hours in a month. Even at $100/hr (unrealistically cheap for a non-useless goon) you're already over budget for just one guy.


Your security will have huge holes. I will find them and hurt you.
 
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