should i get a bidet?

[brianmanahan]

atot, im really considering getting a bidet

please tell me if this is a good or bad idea

i am 342 lbs, if that effects your decision

UPDATE!

after years of deliberation, i saw a great deal on a bidet on amazon and had to buy it

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-No...chment/dp/B001KKRCFA/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

just tried it out for the first time today. in short, IT IS AMAZING!

i feel so clean and only needed about 1/10 of the toilet paper that i normally do. the cold water isnt bad, in fact it feels refreshing. i will never go back to just toilet paper again. if you got some crap on your arm, would you wipe it off with paper and consider yourself clean? come on!

 

[MotF Bane]

You should lose weight.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[SolMiester]

342lbs??...I guess the bidet will help you clean your ass when you cant reach it...LOL...

 

[brianmanahan]

hey i have droped 8 lbs in the last 2 months! i am working on it give me a break jeez

 

[D1gger]

A rag on a stick should do just as good a job.

 

[nonameo]

I'd get one even if you weigh less than 342lbs

europe/asia are ahead of the game.

I don't know how we ever fell "behind" XD

 

[schneiderguy]

I have one because I enjoy a2m and toilet paper just doesn't get quite clean enough.

 

[brianmanahan]

i agree wiping at 2am is hard, im very groggy then

 

[Soundmanred]

You should lose weight.

 

[SP33Demon]

342lbs? How tall are you?

Anyway, studies have shown bidets to be more sanitary than TP. FWIW.

 

[Kadarin]

Holy fuck you should lose weight...

And yeah, you should get a bidet.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I've thought of getting one, wiping when you have as much hair as me back there sucks royally. Dingleberies are just a way of life, and so is the painful act of removing them. That much hair being ripped right out of it's roots makes an awkward sound too.

 

[punjabiplaya]

first thing I thought of was Simpsons: wet rag on a stick?

 

[eldorado99]

thread potential is thread

 

[JulesMaximus]

hey i have droped 8 lbs in the last 2 months! i am working on it give me a break jeez

:thumbsup:

As for the bidet, sure, why not? I've used them in Europe and my In-Law's vacation home in Rancho Mirage, CA has one. I can't say that I'd go through the trouble of installing one in my home but if we had one I'd use it.

 

[BoomerD]

Yes you should. It will make it MUCH easier to wash your vagina.

 

[Scotteq]

Pressure Washer

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Affect

 

[mmntech]

Assuming the OP isn't making his weight up for a lawf, I'd think he'd be better off spending his cash on a personal trainer.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Sure. Your GF/wife will thank you.

 

[brianmanahan]

Sure. Your GF/wife will thank you.

well i dont have either of those things

 

[moshquerade]

atot, im really considering getting a bidet

please tell me if this is a good or bad idea

i am 342 lbs, if that effects your decision

forget about it, i would high pressure hose your ass if you ask nicely.

 

[Nintendesert]

Yes yes, but can you drink from a bidet when you're thirsty?

 

[brianmanahan]

UPDATE!

after years of deliberation, i saw a great deal on a bidet on amazon and had to buy it

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non...pr_product_top

just tried it out for the first time today. in short, IT IS AMAZING!

i feel so clean and only needed about 1/10 of the toilet paper that i normally do. the cold water isnt bad, in fact it feels refreshing. i will never go back to just toilet paper again. if you got some crap on your arm, would you wipe it off with paper and consider yourself clean? come on!