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should i get a bidet?

should i get a bidet?

  • yes!

  • no!

  • maybe! (please explain)


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atot, im really considering getting a bidet

please tell me if this is a good or bad idea

i am 342 lbs, if that effects your decision

UPDATE!

after years of deliberation, i saw a great deal on a bidet on amazon and had to buy it

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-No...chment/dp/B001KKRCFA/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

just tried it out for the first time today. in short, IT IS AMAZING!

i feel so clean and only needed about 1/10 of the toilet paper that i normally do. the cold water isnt bad, in fact it feels refreshing. i will never go back to just toilet paper again. if you got some crap on your arm, would you wipe it off with paper and consider yourself clean? come on!
 
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I'd get one even if you weigh less than 342lbs

europe/asia are ahead of the game.

I don't know how we ever fell "behind" XD
 
I've thought of getting one, wiping when you have as much hair as me back there sucks royally. Dingleberies are just a way of life, and so is the painful act of removing them. That much hair being ripped right out of it's roots makes an awkward sound too.
 
hey i have droped 8 lbs in the last 2 months! i am working on it give me a break jeez

:thumbsup:

As for the bidet, sure, why not? I've used them in Europe and my In-Law's vacation home in Rancho Mirage, CA has one. I can't say that I'd go through the trouble of installing one in my home but if we had one I'd use it.
 
Assuming the OP isn't making his weight up for a lawf, I'd think he'd be better off spending his cash on a personal trainer. 😀
 
UPDATE!

after years of deliberation, i saw a great deal on a bidet on amazon and had to buy it

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non...pr_product_top

just tried it out for the first time today. in short, IT IS AMAZING!

i feel so clean and only needed about 1/10 of the toilet paper that i normally do. the cold water isnt bad, in fact it feels refreshing. i will never go back to just toilet paper again. if you got some crap on your arm, would you wipe it off with paper and consider yourself clean? come on!
 
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