should i get a bidet?

[brianmanahan]

i think this review is a great description of what the bidet can do:

http://slickdeals.net/f/5107410-Toi...ic-Attachment-28-FSSS?p=52775946#post52775946

my bidet cleans out more poop out of butt then comes out of butt when pooping.

After you poop, flush before you use bidet to see how much poop was cleaned out. When I used toilet paper, all that poop use to go on my underwear and would dry and harden in butt making it painful to walk. Not anymore.

 

[brianmanahan]

also i am proud to report that i have lost 50 and am down to 290 lbs

 

[lothar]

Why not just use a spray bottle instead?

 

[evident]

i've had one of these for about a year now. after traveling to japan for the last 4 years i really felt like i needed to have one of these in my house. it's not as nice as the $600 toto washlets, but it's 30 bucks and gets the job done :-D hell, the cost can be recouped by reduction in TP usage!!

 

[brianmanahan]

Why not just use a spray bottle instead?

1. not enough pressure
2. poop might fall on my hand
3. can't reach

 

[BoomerD]

Absolutely...it's about time you washed your stinking fat ass...

BTW, you should definitely right a pome about you're bidet...

 

[brianmanahan]

i've had one of these for about a year now. after traveling to japan for the last 4 years i really felt like i needed to have one of these in my house. it's not as nice as the $600 toto washlets, but it's 30 bucks and gets the job done :-D h**l, the cost can be recouped by reduction in TP usage!!

yeah no kidding!! i think im gonna save 30$ in paper in like 1 month. usually takes me 12 tries, probably will cut that down to 1 or 2.

 

[brianmanahan]

BTW, you should definitely right a pome about you're bidet...

only if you tell me about the felony!

i would write a pome about that too, free of charge. an ode to boomerd.

 

[BoomerD]

only if you tell me about the felony!

i would write a pome about that too, free of charge. an ode to boomerd.

Can't do that. That information is "need to know," and you don't need to know.

 

[SKORPI0]

1. not enough pressure
2. poop might fall on my hand
3. can't reach

You're a fattie you can't reach their ass? D_O :biggrin:

 

[brianmanahan]

Can't do that. That information is "need to know," and you don't need to know.

all of atot needs to know!

maybe perknose will pull a canada and not let you in because of your rough and rowdy past :hmm:

 

[brianmanahan]

You're a fattie you can't reach their ***? D_O :biggrin:

well, i cant reach to use a spray bottle, and i doubt you could either

 

[brigden]

also i am proud to report that i have lost 50 and am down to 290 lbs

Good for you. Don't listen to these degenerates give you shit about your weight.

 

[Harrod]

You should quit being lazy and walk to the kitchen and use the sprayer at the sink like the rest of us do.

 

[tfinch2]

i think this review is a great description of what the bidet can do:

http://slickdeals.net/f/5107410-Toi...ic-Attachment-28-FSSS?p=52775946#post52775946

That person should go see a doctor.

 

[zinfamous]

Can't do that. That information is "need to know," and you don't need to know.

c'mon! we all know you drove a forklift into Mexico...


grats OP! on ass washer and weight loss.


I would love a bidet.

 

[BoomerD]

all of atot needs to know!

maybe perknose will pull a canada and not let you in because of your rough and rowdy past :hmm:

Wouldn't be the first time I was denied access here...for other reasons. :whiste:

 

[bigpimpatl]

don't mean to rag on you but you can do a lot better than 50 lbs in 1.5yrs

start lifting.