Should I call the cops?

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HeXen

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No I've never be arrested or in prison or jail. I have couple tickets on my record that's it. I'm right outside the police station here's a pic
photobucket.com/albums/bb402/heller91/eef3076c.jpg

i hope your not in your car about to pull into that spot :D
 

guyver01

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No I've never be arrested or in prison or jail. I have couple tickets on my record that's it. I'm right outside the police station here's a pic
photobucket.com/albums/bb402/heller91/eef3076c.jpg

driving past a police station to take a picture...very convincing. way to keep the fantasy going!

:thumbsup:
 

HAL9000

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mods wont confirm or deny it... but some lady posted in PFI asking for her and her family's info to be removed because her son had no permission to post it... and suddenly heller's threads disappeared.

so... anecdotally... yes.

Wowzer. Wish I hadn't missed that.
 

lxskllr

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No I've never be arrested or in prison or jail. I have couple tickets on my record that's it. I'm right outside the police station here's a pic
photobucket.com/albums/bb402/heller91/eef3076c.jpg

You said you walked. How come there's glass reflection?
 

911paramedic

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Lol has that happened before?
Many of his posts end up with the title "delete."

If this story is true, wtf are you waiting for? Call the police and they will be locked up for quite some time. I wouldn't hang around if they make bail though...
 

guyver01

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You said you walked. How come there's glass reflection?

Going to the cops now walking in to the station


well he said he was walking INTO the station... 25 minutes ago.

either he's lying...

or it took them 20 minutes to take his info... and tell him.. "ok.. now go back home to the person kicking your ass, and call us if it happens again"
 

guyver01

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i'm curious.. so i'm gonna bite.

Since I have moved in my uncle who lives here rent free has assaulted me 3 times. Im talkin 2 black eyes for a week to the point I could not see out of them for days. This is happen on 3 occasions.

so.. on each occasion when you went to the hospital... what did you tell them happened?

Last night was the 3rd and this morning hey held me back while is 18 year old son beat me to a pulp.i look like the elephant man blood vessels poped in each eye a bloody nose a cracked jaw and bruised around my neck from the headlock his father put me in while his son whales on me.

again... what did you tell the hospital happened?

see.. cuz.. if you were beaten to a 'bloody pulp'... you'd need to be in the hospital. especially with a cracked jaw.
 

Capt Caveman

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LOL, I can't believe people are taking the OP seriously. Let's see, get beaten to a pulp or live out of the car. Yes, I'll take getting beaten to a pulp every time.
 

olds

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I didn't read any of the replies so I am sure this was already covered, but...

You are getting the ass kickings (assuming you are not lying and trolling) because of karma. You're an asshole and you deserve them.

If you want them to stop, be ready to move. If you don't want to move, take them.

To stop them.
When your uncle is by himself, kick his ass. Do it decisively but don't go too far. One punch to knock him down, one or two to keep him down. Then stand over him and tell him you let things slide in the past because he was family but next time you'll fuck him up.

Likely, your stoner ass is a pussy and don't know how to fight. Or you have no self confidence and are afraid to try. Or more likely, you're trolling.
 
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BabaBooey

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Fresh outta the gate,hardcore....:D
 

BudAshes

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Living in your car is not so bad. Seriously, I know lots of people that do it out of choice. As long as you have some weed and a gym membership you can get by just fine.
 

zinfamous

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I'm surprised it took Heller this long to come back with such a cockamamey BS story.
 

dud

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I've bookmarked this thread. Christmas came early this year ...
 
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