Should I be scared?

[amdhunter]

Hell yes you should be scared. If you get AIDS your life is over and you will become a social outcast/burden.

I suggest the following if you do turn out positive.

1) Continue to have unprotected sex to infect more of the female population for giving you that disease in the first place.

2) Get some needles from the hospital (say you are a drug addict and need some) and fill it with blood and stick random people with it.

3) Kill yourself, because seriously, you having AIDS makes you useless and dirty. But make sure you do #'s 1 and 2 first.

If you don't have AIDS, then be glad and use some protection.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: bootymac
How do HIV tests work? I might want to get checked up soon

the swab

What are you serious... alright I'm not going now!!!!! From what I've heard about the swab.. oh... that's almost as bad as getting HIV 😛

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound

Originally posted by: bootymac
How do HIV tests work? I might want to get checked up soon

the swab

What are you serious... alright I'm not going now!!!!! From what I've heard about the swab.. oh... that's almost as bad as getting HIV 😛

Oh for fvck sake.... a mouth swab.

And while a swab down there might sting a little, everyone that has horror stories about it loves to exaggerate.

 

[Trogdor91]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
just take the Laid back AIDS test....

go up to yout friend (Mike) and say

"Hey Mike....do you know anyone who has aids?"
"No"
"Cool........cause you know me"

😎

Damn you! I was hoping noone posted this yet!

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Hell yes you should be scared. If you get AIDS your life is over and you will become a social outcast/burden.

I suggest the following if you do turn out positive.

1) Continue to have unprotected sex to infect more of the female population for giving you that disease in the first place.

2) Get some needles from the hospital (say you are a drug addict and need some) and fill it with blood and stick random people with it.

3) Kill yourself, because seriously, you having AIDS makes you useless and dirty. But make sure you do #'s 1 and 2 first.

If you don't have AIDS, then be glad and use some protection.

"your really wierd" -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

[GoingUp]

Longest hour of your life.

 

[GoingUp]

BTW, if youre white and your partners are white, you have a better chance, but on the other hand, youre also a complete dumbass.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: necine
I have an HIV test to take soon... I am a hetrosexual and have never injected a drug in my life. I'm 20 years old and I've had sex with about 15 women, about 4 of which were unprotected at some point. The unprotected ones were mostly girlfriends for more then 4 or 5 months. For some reason I'm just really nervous.

are you still not wrapping your sh!t periodically, or have you smartened up?

and in the future both you and the random ho should get tested before a sexual relationship.

 

[jiwq]

someone likes to bump old threads...

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Any sex with monkies or sheep?

As far as the girls...don't worry so much about them. As long as they weren't total sluts that slept around, your chances of HIV are relatively low. It's very low on the STD list. I'd be more worried about herpes or ghonorrea. That's what really burns you in the end...

HAHAHHAHA

Ok that made me laugh

me too lol

 

[necine]

I forgot about this thread... No HIV for me

However, I still need to get tested for everything else.

 

[SilentZero]

Yes

 

[necine]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Yes

I followed someones advice here and I took 3 days convincing myself I had it... I was so depressed. Then I went to get tested, and the lady was like "why are you getting tested, you look like such a nice boy" and I was moping around and I said "well im a manwhore like sonz". Then she said well you're not positive and I jumped up and down screaming "yes". Then i left and got drunk with all my friends, and promised myself to be more careful.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: necine

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Yes

I followed someones advice here and I took 3 days convincing myself I had it... I was so depressed. Then I went to get tested, and the lady was like "why are you getting tested, you look like such a nice boy" and I was moping around and I said "well im a manwhore like sonz". Then she said well you're not positive and I jumped up and down screaming "yes". Then i left and got drunk with all my friends, and promised myself to be more careful.

Getting drunk should help you be more careful. :roll:

 

[wasssup]

20 years old and with 15 partners already? that's actually pretty awesome..

 

[DoggXXL]

Originally posted by: necine
I forgot about this thread... No HIV for me

However, I still need to get tested for everything else.

2 months later?😕

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: necine
I forgot about this thread... No HIV for me

However, I still need to get tested for everything else.

Good for you. 🙂