Shortylickens jumps the shark - sick, sick little boy.

[SuperSix]

So I was poking around Imgur, and saw a user comment named personal info deleted. I remembered that was Shorty from his Google/Picasa account he used to post various pics.

I looked to see what this user had uploaded, and lo and behold, what do I see?

A picture of a fellow board member's GF that he swiped from either another message board or FB, and posted as "his girl".

Of all the people on this board to fuck with, he chose a fellow member on another message board - one of the coolest people I have ever had the pleasure to meet online, one who stood up for him when all the "mean people" talked shit about him.

And this is how he repaid him.

I honestly didn't think you could be more pathetic, Shorty - I was horribly wrong.

I post this as a warning, if you post pics of your GF/Significant other, Shorty may just claim them as his.

What a creep.

http://ec2-54-243-128-92.compute-1.amazonaws.com/gallery/HE96EjL

And for posterity...

Callout thread - Admin DrPizza

 

[zinfamous]

what is this, i don't even...

 

[SlitheryDee]

This space for rent.

 

[destrekor]

oh hi - I'll just set up space right here.

 

[Soundmanred]

No worries, we know he hasn't had any sort of interaction with a girl in a LONG time. Nobody here would be fooled.

FYI - there are reasons people talked shit about him.

 

[waggy]

This space for rent.

ROLF

though..



she is hot and i'm turned on with what she is going to do to that banana

 

[JechtShot]

Possible epic thread incoming

 

[brainhulk]

Lol, that's pretty pathetic. Why would you pretend you have a gf if you are single. That's just stupid...

 

[Mojoed]

I can't decide what's more creepy: This story (if true), or the fact that you cared enough to figure this all out and post about it.

 

[WelshBloke]

... she is hot and i'm turned on with what she is going to do to that banana

Ripping it's skin off and biting chunks out of it?

 

[waggy]

I can't decide what's more creepy: This story (if true), or the fact that you cared enough to figure this all out and post about it.

lol.

well he posted a friend of his's GF and claimed its his.

yeah i would post it too

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Just marry an ugly bitch. Live worry free. :biggrin:

 

[SuperSix]

I can't decide what's more creepy: This story (if true), or the fact that you cared enough to figure this all out and post about it.

Nik?

 

[Engineer]

Just marry an ugly bitch. Live worry free. :biggrin:

Like a friend's daddy likes to say.....

Never marry a beautiful girl....they'll just up and leave you. So will an ugly girl, but who cares!!!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Just marry an ugly bitch. Live worry free. :biggrin:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


This thread has strong possibilities.

 

[Herr Kutz]

ROLF

though..



she is hot and i'm turned on with what she is going to do to that banana

Large nose, receding hairline, and those devilish eyes....try again.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow... wonder WTF that is about.

The banana for scale is a Reddit thing too, so this is probably on Reddit lol.

 

[waggy]

Large nose, receding hairline, and those devilish eyes....try again.

all women have devilish eyes. it's just part of the nature..

 

[Mojoed]

Nik?

I wonder if Shorty has a crazy monitor setup? ;-)

 

[nace186]

LOL.

 

[SuperSix]

I wonder if Shorty has a crazy monitor setup? ;-)

"Yes Shorty, this is my girlfriend."

Aaaand it looks like he nuked his imgur account.

 

[RPD]

 

[Mojoed]

"Yes Shorty, this is my girlfriend."

Aaaand it looks like he nuked his imgur account.

That didn't take long! lol

 

[Mai72]

lol...she is far from hot.

 

[Gibsons]

Possible epic thread incoming

Maybe, but not for long.