Shirtless running...

[DangerAardvark]

Maybe it's just me, but the concept of traveling miles away from my home on foot enrobed in nothing but a pair of short shorts seems somewhat bizarre. I appreciate that you're comfortable with your body, but as soon as the shirtless runner stops running, the odds turn rather sharply in favor of being taken for a wandering crack head rather than a health enthusiast.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

 

[irishScott]

Said runners are more than likely the same guys giving birth in the gym.

Comfortable with body != showing off body. Personally, I don't want to put sunscreen on my entire torso to go running.

 

[Savij]

Avoiding a farmer tan?

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Said runners are more than likely the same guys giving birth in the gym.

I've given birth in a gym. It was rather scary and painful. It smelled bad so I flushed.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

Sounds like it would be painful and uncomfortable for the woman with said LARGE breasts...

But come on, you've got to post video...

 

[Capt Caveman]

If you got the body, why not flaunt it.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

Sounds like it would be painful and uncomfortable for the woman with said LARGE breasts...

But come on, you've got to post video...

Not bad when she's holding them. But without support, imagine huge bags of distorted fat moving and contorting up and down out of sync

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[MotionMan]

When I ran cross-country in high school, I always removed my top as soon as we entered the woods (or wherever it was that we left the eye of most of the crowd). It was more comfortable, but I did carry the top with me until the end of the run and then I put it back on.

(Edit: BTW, I am male, you sickos.)

MotionMan

 

[ppdes]

Heh, I've done that before. On really long runs a lot of times my shirt would give me nipple burn from rubbing so much. Sunday practice on the cross country team I used to be on was 14 miles, for example. If it was too sunny I'd keep the shirt and just use band aids or vaseline underneath, though.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Kills two birds with one stone, tan and exercise.

 

[destrekor]

soaked t-shirt... no soaked t-shirt...
hmm, I don't know which I'd rather.

now, mind you... i don't often run unless during PT, which we obviously have a uniform for. And when I have run, I wear a shirt. But I see why one wouldn't wear a shirt. And, I wouldn't wear one if I didn't have this negative view towards my upper body. No flat stomach (as of yet) and while I've built up my chest, I have one of those 'dented' or 'hole' chests. lol I'm partially comfortable with it and obviously don't swim with a shirt on, but I dunno... I don't try and flaunt it. :laugh:

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[QurazyQuisp]

I personally will run with my shirt off. Why? Because when it's the middle of summer and it's 90 degrees outside it's too effin' hot to run with a shirt on. Second, I rarely ever stop until I'm back at my house, I have a 5 mile loop that I'll run (I will make it shorter if it's way too hot). Not to mention I don't have a terrible farmers tan by the end of the summer. I will usually run about 3-5 times a week from spring-fall. Winter it's usually less because I have to drive to an indoor track.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

Giggle.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Maybe because it's hot and humid, and running with a shirt on sucks in those conditions? (especially where the OP lives)

 

[Leros]

Running with a sticky shirt on would suck.

 

[EGGO]

I got such the farmer's tan because I didn't run like that. Maybe I should...

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

Sounds like it would be painful and uncomfortable for the woman with said LARGE breasts...

But come on, you've got to post video...

And a lot of bouncing and such early on will mean increased sagging later in life. Curse you, gravity!

 

[her209]

There is good naked and bad naked. Mmmkay...

 

[CallMeJoe]

Just WTF is wrong with my farmer's tan?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: her209
There is good naked and bad naked. Mmmkay...

Bad naked... NSFW

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: her209
There is good naked and bad naked. Mmmkay...

Bad naked... NSFW

She can sit on my broomstick anytime...

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

What'r you, gay???!!!!!!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Unless it's an attractive woman. And then topless anything is fine.

Topless running for a woman with smallish breasts is quite enjoyable. Topless running with a woman with LARGE breasts is borderline grotesque... no matter how enjoyable the thought may seem to my mind.

What'r you, gay???!!!!!!

NFS4 is right. I'd imagine its not very comfortable.

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