She's Too Fat For Me

[Kalvin00]

wtf?

 

[Teliasen]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
wtf?

 

[earthling30]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
obviously none of you have ever been to a Polish festival.

No, can't say that I have!

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Teliasen

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
ftw?

 

[Amorphus]

Well, mods are on duty

Why isn't this locked, then?

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Well, mods are on duty

Why isn't this locked, then?

This situation should be fixed soon. Have no fear.

 

[FoBoT]

i actually have this song on CD, i'll rip it and post it on my website, should only take 10 minutes? or something

 

[PatboyX]

w000

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Frankie Yankovic? Is that Weird Al's brother or something? So not classic music.

plays the same instrutment, and yet amzingly not related.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i actually have this song on CD, i'll rip it and post it on my website, should only take 10 minutes? or something

:x:

 

[FoBoT]

i cannot find the CD, it is on a CD my kids listen to , i can't find their stash

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Frankie Yankovic? Is that Weird Al's brother or something? So not classic music.

Are you trying to be cute?

 

[FoBoT]

here it is - that is via satellite, so it'll slow down/get hammered quick, i'll put a copy onto another server
same source but http
this is off a regular server if the 2 above bog

 

[Amorphus]

Mirrored for FoBoT, since I get a kick out of this thread

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Frankie Yankovic? Is that Weird Al's brother or something? So not classic music.

Are you trying to be cute?

Remember, this was before I realized that the mods think this is thread is worth keeping.

 

[iamwiz82]

Why wouldn't they think it is worth keeping? Have you looked at OT recently?

 

[thirtythree]

:thumbsdown:

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
Mirrored for FoBoT, since I get a kick out of this thread

Well considering you have half the opsts I hope you are enjoying yourself.

 

[badmouse]

Haven't heard that song in a LONG time, but I still remembered every word. Somehow it sticks with you.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Yup... and this nonsense doesn't get locked :evil:

Nope, it won't get locked. Maybe if...


BOOOOOOOBS!!!!

Now maybe it will get locked?

 

[FoBoT]

why are there so many anti-polkaites out there?

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
why are there so many anti-polkaites out there?

I DUNNO.... so much negativity on here. its a happy song

 

[Mucho]

Do you have the lyrics to "In in heaven there is no beer" I think its by the same dude.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Do you have the lyrics to "In in heaven there is no beer" I think its by the same dude.

Frankie Yankovic did do a version. Here are the lyrics

In heaven there is no beer [no beer!]
That's why we drink it here
And when we are gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no wine [no wine!]
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In heaven there is no fear [no fear?]
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear

In heaven there are no drugs [no drugs!]
It's why we hang with thugs
And when the lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs

In heaven there is no sex [oh, no!]
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex

In heaven there are no wars [no wars]
Or cars or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars


However, it is actually an old Czech drinking song. It was translated into english and that is what it became.