She's ruined.

[GagHalfrunt]

Did she eat a rhino or is she having a rhino?

FTFY

 

[alkemyst]

She's on the cover of Elle this month...I'd still do her.

mods...not trying to circumvent the 'babe thread rule'...this is just relevant to this thread so I hope it's ok. If not I apologize and please remove.

 

[JEDI]

Uh, you know she's pregnant, right?

kristy ally is 60yrs old!!!

 

[SandEagle]

i thought it was Kristi as well, but it's Jessica Simpson.

msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/tdy-120320-TDY-MOMs-jessica-simpson.380;380;7;70.jpg

 

[SKORPI0]

She's on the cover of Elle this month...I'd still do her.

mods...not trying to circumvent the 'babe thread rule'...this is just relevant to this thread so I hope it's ok. If not I apologize and please remove.

Here's the before Photoshop picture. :biggrin:

 

[alkemyst]

All I know is it's clear many of you guys haven't been around many women when they wake up in the morning or just throw on some sweats and big shades to go shop quick.

God forbid they end up in a mug shot.

 

[surfsatwerk]

All I know is it's clear many of you guys haven't been around many women when they wake up in the morning or just throw on some sweats and big shades to go shop quick.

God forbid they end up in a mug shot.

I think she looks great for her age, no Rachel Welch but definitely do-able.

 

[shortylickens]

All I know is it's clear many of you guys haven't been around many women when they wake up in the morning or just throw on some sweats and big shades to go shop quick.

God forbid they end up in a mug shot.

Based on the way you take to people its clear you've never been around humans.

 

[chitwood]

it used to look like this

 

[Krazy4Real]

Here's the before Photoshop picture. :biggrin:

LOL!

 

[shortylickens]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15159_sex-off21-women-70s-vs.-today_p2.html

nsfw

 

[Saint Nick]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15159_sex-off21-women-70s-vs.-today_p2.html

I should have known better to click a cracked link at work. Damn it.

 

[shortylickens]

Oh yeah, not safe for work.

AND GET TO WORK YOU ASSHOLE!
I havent had a job in 4 fucking years! You better not be goofing off!

 

[Saint Nick]

Oh yeah, not safe for work.

AND GET TO WORK YOU ASSHOLE!
I havent had a job in 4 fucking years! You better not be goofing off!

Hehe. Not my problem :whiste:

 

[shortylickens]

I hope you get fired for tits and swearing.

 

[highland145]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15159_sex-off21-women-70s-vs.-today_p2.html

nsfw

Pheobe.......swoon.......

 

[BoomerD]

Oh yeah, not safe for work.

AND GET TO WORK YOU ASSHOLE!
I havent had a job in 4 fucking years! You better not be goofing off!

And you haven't been laid in even longer than that...


As for pregnant Jessica...I'd hit it like a red-headed step child...

(remember, the damage is already done)

 

[highland145]

As for pregnant Jessica...I'd hit it like a red-headed step child...

(remember, the damage is already done)

So if you feel a hand job while you're at it.......


Too crass?

 

[Sixguns]

She is still hot. Who cares thats she prego. Like all famous peeps, once she squeezes that sucker out she will get her old figure back and then she will be a MILF

 

[Saint Nick]

She is still hot. Who cares thats she prego. Like all famous peeps, once she squeezes that sucker out she will get her old figure back and then she will be a MILF

Hopefully!

 

[BoomerD]

So if you feel a hand job while you're at it.......


Too crass?

If you insist in giving me a hand job, I suppose it will be OK...as long as it's not a reach-around.

 

[highland145]

If you insist in giving me a hand job, I suppose it will be OK...as long as it's not a reach-around.

 

[0roo0roo]

Uh, you know she's pregnant, right?

she ate for two long before the preggers..

 

[OutHouse]

She's ruined.

she was never right to begin with.

 

[HillBilly79]

Bad actress...check.
Bad singer...check.

Other ways to get attention and money:
Naked spread on magazine...check.
Get pregnant...check.


I at least give her kudos for not going the drug and/or alcohol way. I'd rather a little meat post pregnancy than an anorexic crackhead. Just saying.