She's Back! (Psycho Ex GF Story)

shiner

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Many of you remember this thread about my psycho ex gf. Well she made a return visit last night at 1:30am. Here's the whole story. I was sleeping and the phone rang about 11:30, normally I wouldn't be in bed this early, I answered and it was her. She started whining about wanting to get back together, blah, blah, blah. I told her we had been over this way too many times and that I wasn't not talking to her about this again. I then hung up and turned off my phone. 30 seconds later my cell phone starts ringing, I check it and sure enough it's her. Well she knows I can't turn that off since that's how work contacts me in case a server or something blows up in the middle on the night. I decide to let voice mail take her call and just roll back over for some sleep. My cell phone keeps ringing every minute of so until I finally just turn the damn thing off, call the night helpdesk person and tell them to page me if something goes wrong since I've got a nut job calling my cell phone. Luckily she doesn't have my pager # so I go back to sleep. At 1:31 I wake up to the sound of someone pounding on my front door. Knowing it's her I go ahead and call the police and tell them I'm being harassed. I don't answer the door but go to the intercom and ask who it is. She starts screaming and pounding on the door harder, I say "I'm sorry I can't hear you with all that pounding going on. Who is it" That just sets her off even more and so by now I'm angry but laughing my ass off. I then get back on the intercom and tell her that I have called the police and she better vanish. She then starts screaming that she will tell them I beat her and locked her out of the house. About that time I hear the sirens(why they hell do they use their sirens when coming to a call like this?) and she shuts up and there is no more pounding. About 2 minutes later the police arrive and she is gone I tell them what is going on and they say they will stick around the neighborhood for a while and make sure she doesn't come back. I give them a description of her, her car, and just in case she tries to be sneaky I give her the description of her brother's car. I thanked the officers, went back inside, & got some sleep. When I got to work this morning there was a message from her on my voicemail apologizing for what she had done. I didn't call her back but I did call her brother, who is a cool guy, and told him what was going on with her. He apologized and said "I will talk to her about getting back into therapy." Back into therapy? WTF? Why didn't anyone tell me this before I started dating her. Anyway....he called me about 45 minutes ago and told me that she had agreed to see a therapist. I told him that was good and that I wished her luck but that I was getting a restraining order against her and that he needed to make sure she stays the hell away from me, my property, etc...
 

shiner

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Between the original thread about this. The thread about the idiots I had to deal with at work a couple of weeks ago, and now this I feel like I'm turing into Jerboy. Please don't get UbernNeuman to start a scroll about me. ;)
 

StageLeft

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I just realized that posting your original thread would have helped you in a defense at least a bit if she did go and call the cops and do that crazy crap and lie.
 

shiner

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I just realized that posting your original thread would have helped you in a defense at least a bit if she did go and call the cops and do that crazy crap and lie.
Hadn't thought about that.....good point.
 

Hammer

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You should focus her attention away from you. Is there anyone at work you really hate? :D You could give them her number. ;)
 

joohang

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Originally posted by: hammer09
You should focus her attention away from you. Is there anyone at work you really hate? :D You could give them her number. ;)

Good idea. Some guys just fall for the "big boobs". :D ;)
 

thereds

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shiner, dang dude. Thats some crazy sh|t.

This wasn't Tina, was it?

I'm pretty sure it isn't...whats her status? :)
 

Hammer

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shiner, you had mentioned before you lots of guns. If you have a shotgun, you can get some of those bean bag rounds and shoot her in the a$$ a couple of times so she gets the point. ;)
 

Geekbabe

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You have my empathy, I had to go the restraining order route .. and there was nothing funny about the conduct leading me to taking that action.
 

BCYL

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Originally posted by: hammer09
shiner, you had mentioned before you lots of guns. If you have a shotgun, you can get some of those bean bag rounds and shoot her in the a$$ a couple of times so she gets the point. ;)

OMG!!! I couldn't stop laughing at that one!!! :D

 

Pepsei

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you should get your current gf and flaunt her in front of your psycho.... perhaps foreplay infront of her... that ought to set her off so you have an excuse to put a cap in her.
 

datalink7

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Originally posted by: hammer09
shiner, you had mentioned before you lots of guns. If you have a shotgun, you can get some of those bean bag rounds and shoot her in the a$$ a couple of times so she gets the point. ;)

But she is psycho, she might like that...


:Q
 

shiner

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This wasn't Tina, was it?
Nope. Her status is that she is leaving on the 30th for an internship in Alaska through the end of June. She's a geology major and there's some sort of big deal thing up there where top students are chosen to go up and take part in glacial studies, etc....