Shelf life on "meat snacks?"

[MisterPresident]

I just ate some beef-stick slim-jim type things. I later remembered I bought them in February... will I die?

 

[Heisenberg]

Those things will be edible long after you die of old age.

 

[nageov3t]

negative one day.

they're not meant for human consumption 😉

 

[MisterPresident]

Tasted fine to me.

 

[tweakmm]

Meat snacks, aka preservative sticks will be around with the twinkies and cockroaches when the world ends.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Meat snacks, aka preservative sticks will be around with the twinkies and cockroaches when the world ends.

qft

 

[Adica]

YES, you will die, but not from eating that highly preserved meat snack crap.

As stated in other words in earlier posts, it will last for your grandkids grandkids.

 

[Conky]

They never go bad. :beer:

Just be careful with the ingredient list. Text 😉

 

[DaveSimmons]

Good jerky bits like Tillamook do have a best-by date and should be eaten within about a week of breaking the seal.

Processed animal sweeping sticks will still be edible when the sun becomes a red giant and burns away all life on Earth.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Good jerky bits like Tillamook do have a best-by date and should be eaten within about a week of breaking the seal.

Processed animal sweeping sticks will still be edible when the sun becomes a red giant and burns away all life on Earth.

Love it 🙂

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Adica
YES, you will die, but not from eating that highly preserved meat snack crap.

As stated in other words in earlier posts, it will last for your grandkids grandkids.

Yep...loaded with sodium. "(

 

[spaceman]

edible for up to 116 years if stored at a consistent temp.

 

[UNCjigga]

How does Pemmican compare to the rest of this snack category? I like Pemmican!