She doesn't speak much English. I don't speak Chinese

[gunblade]

She is real cute? sometimes the language barrier is too big to overcome just with physical attraction. I would think it is better to ask her out after either you pick up some mandarin or her to pick up her english. Communication plays a big part in getting to know each other.

 

[gunblade]

Originally posted by: clicknext
Oh oh, write a program that translates for you! Speak into it, and it'll recognize the words, translate to chinese, then use chinese speech software to play it. And she can do the reverse! The result would be something like:

You: "I love you"
Translator: "Wo gan ni"
Her: "gan!"
Translator: "f*ck you"

haha that is hilarious.

You: "Movie?"
Translator: "kan dianying ?"
Her: "bu yao"
Translator: "nah sucker, I don't want "
You: "I love you, let fvck"
Translator: "Wo ai ni, wo men qu gan!"
Her: "ni de tai xiao!"
Translator: "f*ck youself, yours is too unspectacular"

 

[jacob0401]

Originally posted by: gunblade

Originally posted by: clicknext
Oh oh, write a program that translates for you! Speak into it, and it'll recognize the words, translate to chinese, then use chinese speech software to play it. And she can do the reverse! The result would be something like:

You: "I love you"
Translator: "Wo gan ni"
Her: "gan!"
Translator: "f*ck you"

haha that is hilarious.

You: "Movie?"
Translator: "kan dianying ?"
Her: "bu yao"
Translator: "nah sucker, I don't want "
You: "I love you, let fvck"
Translator: "Wo ai ni, wo men qu gan!"
Her: "ni de tai xiao!"
Translator: "f*ck youself, yours is too unspectacular"

ROFL too funny...

 

[newt]

Originally posted by: weirdichi
NI HOA MA! WO AI NI!

Oh wait.. MANDARIN.. I do'nt know..

That was mandarin.....

 

[gunblade]

Originally posted by: newt

Originally posted by: weirdichi
NI HOA MA! WO AI NI!

Oh wait.. MANDARIN.. I do'nt know..

That was mandarin.....

hmm it should be NI HAO MA! WO AI NI!
now that is Mandarin..

I know i am an ass ........

 

[Sid59]

excellent .. take all the mandarin in this thread and now you can hold a conversation for 2 minutes and the rest of the time laughing...

 

[slycat]

its rough...but i have walked up to and talked to 2 japanese gals before who hardly speak
any english...both occasions i got their numbers and we
went out... it worked out in the end...coz sometimes its fun to point and speak 'sign'..
dun worry too much...coz its fun as hell... common language or not.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
i speak chinese... where is this restaurant again?!?! 😀

Yeah right.....all you know is to curse. 😛

Pillage, the only time you're interested in Chinese culture is when you're watching yellow VCDs.


Try

Wo xihuan ni, yin wei Ni shi piao liang. -I like you, because you are pretty.

There is book called "Making out in Chinese" by Ray Daniels

It will give you all the Chinese terms you'll need. 😉

 

[pillage2001]

Just hand her over to me. I'll make sure everything works for ya. 😀

Mr Newbiepcuser. 😀 Yellow VCD?? 😀 what are you talking about?? 😛