Shawne Merriman arrested after spat with girlfriend Tila Tequila

techs

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http://www.nydailynews.com/spo...09-09-06_merriman.html

Authorities say San Diego Chargers star linebacker Shawne Merriman has been arrested on suspicion of choking and restraining his girlfriend, a reality TV star, as she tried to leave his Southern California home.

San Diego County Sheriff's Lt. Gary Steadman says 27-year-old Tila Tequila signed a citizen's arrest warrant early Sunday, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment.

Tequila was taken to a hospital. Her condition was not immediately available.



Seriously, Tila is so yesterday.
 

Newbian

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Violence against women...

He will so get banned for that.

And seriously can you get a more stripper name?
 

Baked

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Choking children is fun. BTW, Merriman, you're a fucking star, you can do better than this. Upgrade to a real woman and move away from females that look like children.
 

techs

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Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Newbian

And seriously can you get a more stripper name?

Have you watched her show?

Never heard of her until now but after googling I am interested... ;)

wiki:

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila aired on MTV. The program is a bisexual-themed reality dating show where sixteen straight men and sixteen lesbian women compete for Tequila's affections, the twist being that the contestants were not aware of her bisexuality until the end of the first episode.
 

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Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Newbian

And seriously can you get a more stripper name?

Have you watched her show?

Never heard of her until now but after googling I am interested... ;)

wiki:

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila aired on MTV. The program is a bisexual-themed reality dating show where sixteen straight men and sixteen lesbian women compete for Tequila's affections, the twist being that the contestants were not aware of her bisexuality until the end of the first episode.

Damn... this just got "bammed" up another notch.
 

techs

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Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Newbian

And seriously can you get a more stripper name?

Have you watched her show?

Never heard of her until now but after googling I am interested... ;)

wiki:

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila aired on MTV. The program is a bisexual-themed reality dating show where sixteen straight men and sixteen lesbian women compete for Tequila's affections, the twist being that the contestants were not aware of her bisexuality until the end of the first episode.

Damn... this just got "bammed" up another notch.
She looks like she's uh, easy:
http://static.thehollywoodgoss...quila-bikini-photo.jpg

 
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He's got to be what 3-4 times the size of her?

AJ Smith suddenly looks like a genius (again) for going for Larry English.

Also, wasn't she beaten/almost killed by someone sometime last year as well? Looks like it was just back in April of this year: http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/04/t...ila-had-a-rough-night/

We'll see how things turn out, but I wouldn't be surprised if Merriman misses at least another year. Between the DUI stuff, steroids, and now this, I can't imagine Goodell will be very happy with him.
 

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
He's got to be what 3-4 times the size of her?

AJ Smith suddenly looks like a genius (again) for going for Larry English.

Also, wasn't she beaten/almost killed by someone sometime last year as well?

wtf wrong with lights out? the chargers just got him back this season. Is he getting any suspension yet?
 

GagHalfrunt

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She seems like she would like it a little rough and he's likely suffering from some degree of roid-rage pretty much 24/7. It's a recipe for disaster.
 

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Math time:

Multi-Millionaire football player

+

Broke azz female named after cheap alcohol who decorates her nails like an on duty hooker and sends police out to arrest people days after said incident.

I really don't think he's going to have to much trouble in court ...., but boy is this a blow for him.

Poor guy.




 
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Originally posted by: Yukmouth
Math time:

Multi-Millionaire football player
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Broke azz female named after cheap alcohol who decorates her nails like an on duty hooker and sends police out to arrest people days after said incident.

I really don't think he's going to have to much trouble in court ...., but boy is this a blow for him.

Poor guy.

Really? He has a proven track record of anger and substance abuse issues. He's much larger than her (really she's about the size of a fucking junior high kid). And where are you getting several days later from? I'm not saying she probably didn't do anything to get this response, but Merriman is a meathead. Poor guy? Without a doubt its his own damn fault.
 

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It's one of those " been there, done that " kinna things darkswordsman17.

People said the same of Brandon Marshall.

 

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Originally posted by: techs
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Newbian

And seriously can you get a more stripper name?

Have you watched her show?

Never heard of her until now but after googling I am interested... ;)

wiki:

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila aired on MTV. The program is a bisexual-themed reality dating show where sixteen straight men and sixteen lesbian women compete for Tequila's affections, the twist being that the contestants were not aware of her bisexuality until the end of the first episode.

I would not "compete" for Tila.
I would go caveman on her, have my way, and then go back to my life.
She isnt worth chasing around.
 

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Tila Taquila proves that anything is possible with enough ambition. Look at her, she looks like a typical car show model. There are probably thousands of models who are prettier, taller and have bigger boobs, but they don't have their own their own TV show, weren't in Maxim or FHM, not dating a millionaire football player and are literally unknown.

 

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Originally posted by: Mahaguru
Tila Taquila proves that anything is possible with enough ambition. Look at her, she looks like a typical car show model. There are probably thousands of models who are prettier, taller and have bigger boobs, but they don't have their own their own TV show, weren't in Maxim or FHM, not dating a millionaire football player and are literally unknown.

And didnt whore themselves out on myspace.