Shave over pimple or keep dirty mustache?

[gamepad]

I have a really gross pimple under a really gross mustache. I have to go into public areas tomorrow to take my last final exam.

Keeping the mustache reduces the risk of shaving off the pimple and experiencing scarring. Also, the gross mustache somewhat covers the gross pimple.

On the other hand, I think I look like a pedophile with it and if you look close enough, you can see the gross mustache and a gross pimple (2x grossness).

What should I do?

 

[zokudu]

Grow a beard so the mustache doesn't make you look like a pedo?

 

[rudeguy]

I have a really gross pimple under a really gross mustache. I have to go into public areas tomorrow to take my last final exam.

Keeping the mustache reduces the risk of shaving off the pimple and experiencing scarring. Also, the gross mustache somewhat covers the gross pimple.

On the other hand, I think I look like a pedophile with it and if you look close enough, you can see the gross mustache and a gross pimple (2x grossness).

What should I do?

post pics now!

 

[bobdole369]

Shave off the stache and the pimple. It'll heal easier.

 

[schneiderguy]

Pics?

 

[gamepad]

Grow a beard so the mustache doesn't make you look like a pedo?

I'm not capable of growing facial hair other than a gross mustache.

 

[zokudu]

I'm not capable of growing facial hair other than a gross mustache.

Then why let it get this far?

 

[QueBert]

pop the pimple and shave the stash? I would recommend against trying to shave the pimple. Never heard of anyone doing that, seems like that would be pretty damn painful lol. Pop the pimple and put some cocoa butter on it right after again before you go to bed and again in the morning. It shouldn't leave a scar.

 

[darkxshade]

Shave the stache everywhere but at the site of the pimple :awe:

Don't forget to post pics afterwards

 

[joesmoke]

pop pimple, clean with peroxide, shave to level off the area/remove porn-stache

 

[joesmoke]

Pop the pimple and put some cocoa butter on it right after again before you go to bed and again in the morning. It shouldn't leave a scar.

Srs? this works well?

 

[rudeguy]

Srs? this works well?

no but coating it with toothpaste will reduce its size.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

ttiwwp

 

[QueBert]

Srs? this works well?

Cocoa Butter's one of the best things you can put on any scar to help heal it, it won't work overnight if that's what OP's thinking. I'd use it over anything else.

 

[gamepad]

I think I'm just gonna keep it for now. I wanted to take a break from studying and go for a walk, but elementary school just let out and kids are walking home. I'm scared that parents will become protective of their children when they see my gross mustache, so I'll probably just go for a walk later.

Also, there's a really cute girl in my class that I'll probably have small talk with for about 5 minutes before the exam. I'm wondering which of the two choices will further reduce my already non-existent chance of having a sexual relationship with her.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Happens to me all the time.. Not major zits but I have to shave almost daily and I often don't simply becuase of a little bit of acne. There's no way I'm taking a razor across acne. I just let it go until I can shave without affecting it.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Pics of stache?

 

[krylon]

toasting in a potentially epic pedo

 

[gamepad]

My mustache is nearly identical to the one on this guy:
http://dirtyupperlip.tumblr.com/post/211413455/the-great-mustache-disappearing-act

Except my hair is black.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Buy a wig, cut wig into fake chops + beard. Glue wig to face. Problem solved!

 

[schneiderguy]

My mustache is nearly identical to the one on this guy:
http://dirtyupperlip.tumblr.com/post/211413455/the-great-mustache-disappearing-act

Except my hair is black.

shave nao D:

 

[soulcougher73]

Its just a pimple. Pop it and move on with you life. Ive never had one scar. Oh and shave the pedo stash.

 

[RPD]

No poll? Fail

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I think I'm just gonna keep it for now. I wanted to take a break from studying and go for a walk, but elementary school just let out and kids are walking home. I'm scared that parents will become protective of their children when they see my gross mustache, so I'll probably just go for a walk later.

Also, there's a really cute girl in my class that I'll probably have small talk with for about 5 minutes before the exam. I'm wondering which of the two choices will further reduce my already non-existent chance of having a sexual relationship with her.

Gross stache: check
Possible pedo: check
Awkwardness with opposite sex: check

Possible epic thread in the making. :hmm:

 

[fatpat268]

I used to have pretty serious acne, and it never caused me to not shave. If it's a white head, just pop it and shave... not that big of a deal.