share your life pro tips here

[brianmanahan]

make sure that your gravestone says "rest in peace", otherwise you'll be eligible to get drafted into the skeleton war

 

[Sgt. York]

Wax on, wax off.

 

[IronWing]

Carry a can of fluorescent spray paint in your pack when you hike into wilderness. That way when you realize that you are going to die out there, you can spray yourself so the searchers have an easier time finding your body.

 

[snoopy7548]

I don't know.

 

[kage69]

Never trust a Hogwallop.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Never take a job solely for the money. I guarantee they're paying half of what the job is really worth.

 

[Sonikku]

If you're ever in need of a convenient scapegoat, Shorty is your man.

 

[rh71]

r/unethicallifeprotips

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Life Pro tips?

Fuck paying stupid retards $300 /hr to replace your interior fan of your car. YouTube that shit for 1/10 the price.

One of my most valuable lessons IMO.

 

[brianmanahan]

paying stupid retards $300 /hr to replace your interior fan of your car

if they can get people to pay them 300$ an hour, it seems like they're the smart ones

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

if they can get people to pay them 300$ an hour, it seems like they're the smart ones

So anyone and everyone you've ever seen at an auto dealership? It's a lot of people no doubt, I was probably one of them when I was ~20 and didn't have to pay for things myself...

Then I started earning a paycheck and paying taxes and I learned to YouTube shit similar to "My shit isn't working".

 

[rh71]

ULPT:If your girlfriend has a friend who always annoys you, just go to your girlfriend and casually mention how pretty that friend is. Chances are that it will be the last time you'll ever see or hear about that annoying friend.

Genius!

 

[BoomerD]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[Jeeebus]

ALWAYS bet on black.

/Wesley Snipes

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

ALWAYS bet on black.

/Wesley Snipes

And always make sure you try the Sovereign Citizens route when trying to evade your tax obligations. I hear that working FUCKING WONDERS and you ALWAYS WIN. Srsly.

 

[TXHokie]

Don't stick it in crazy.

 

[Charmonium]

Know when to hold them
Know when to bounce them up and down like water balloons.
Know when to walk away
and when to fake your death and leave the country
Never count your money
when you're putting on the dresser
There'll be time enough for counting
When she goes to the bathroom.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Know when to hold them
Know when to bounce them up and down like water balloons.
Know when to walk away
and when to fake your death and leave the country
Never count your money
when you're putting on the dresser
There'll be time enough for counting
When she goes to the bathroom.

What about know when to fold em'?

 

[BoomerD]

Don't stick it in crazy.

I disagree. Never MARRY crazy, but otherwise...crazy can be a fun time...

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I disagree. Never MARRY crazy, but otherwise...crazy can be a fun time...

Until you get them preggies. Then you're fucked. But no worries mate!

 

[Iron Woode]

life owes you nothing. If you want something then work for it.

 

[BoomerD]

Until you get them preggies. Then you're fucked. But no worries mate!

So do NOT let that happen. You act like sex causes pregnancies...

 

[akugami]

Protip1: What the wife don't know, she can't object to!
Protip2: It's easier to apologize, than to get permission.

 

[BoomerD]

Protip1: What the wife don't know, she can't object to!
Protip2: It's easier to apologize, than to get permission.

#2 (easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission) has served me well for decades.

 

[Paladin3]

Go fishing more. Especially if you are wasting time worrying about shit that doesn't even impact your life directly. Who the president is maters far less than whether the fish are biting or not. And fishing will give you plenty of time to realize you have total control over your own happiness.