Share your lawyer jokes.

[CKent]

Originally posted by: jonks
someone here has a serious grudge with a lawyer

To be fair, I'm not fond of the non-vertebrate scumsucking parasites either. The human ones are just worse because they should know better.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Elstupido
Guy walks into a lawyers office and asks him what his rates are. Lawyer says the first 3 questions are free. Guy says how much do you charge per hour, lawyer says $300.

Guy says that's outrageous isn't it? Lawyer says yes, now what is your third question?

i don't get it

@kranky: damnit, i was gonna post that!

 

[Kwatt]

2 lawyers are walking on the sidewalk when a beautiful woman passes by.
1 lawyer says "I'd sure like to screw that".





The other asks "Out of what ?"

 

[walrus]

There are only three lawyer jokes, the rest are all true.