I don't have any funny stories when it comes to riding the subway here in NYC. Basically every time I ride there is always someone begging for money. They would either just say their sad story, play an instrument or even sing.
Once in awhile I see this homeless couple come in the train and they take out this drum and keyboard set and sing, "Yo yo yo..it aint no joke...we are broke" and the wife starts with the drums and stuff.
We have the religious nutcases who decide to hold their sermons on the damn D train whenever I go to work.
One day I was on the train with my pal and there was this obese women sleep right across from where we were sitting. All of a sudden the people around us were getting up and walking away. I just looked down for a second and noticed a stream of urine coming in the direction of where my pal was sitting. Obviously we got up and got the hell outta there.
Here's another wonderful subway story. I entered a full car..in a few minutes the car started to reek. Why did it stink?? Cause someone decided to take a damn crap in the middle of the freakin subway car!! You should have seen how fast that car emptied when the train finally stopped at the next station.
As you can see..these stories are not funny at all.. they are either sad, disgusting or just plain awful. I hate the damn subway but sometimes its the only way to go.
Originally posted by: werk
That guy who wears all the POW MIA flags in his hat and makes the weird bird noises always seems to be in my car on the 4/5.
Holy cow..I saw him a few times!! I remember riding one day and hearing bird chirps and I was like WTH.. and I see this dude in camo and the sounds were coming from him. Crazy....
