Share your best Cockblock stories.

[Lash444]

I have 3.

1.) Im talking to these two insanely hot girls (and its not going anywhere). My buddy walks up right in the middle of it and says the 4th grade punchline of "Ping pong balls, I thought you said King Kong balls", and then does this goofy laugh that he has. We both just walked away laughing our asses off, and Im sure the girls thought we were a couple of jackasses, which we were.

2.) Im in my own car, being driven around because I am completely inebriated. A convertible of absolutely hot girls pulls up beside my buddy and I. Just checking us out. I lean out of the car and say "Get in the car now." They turned rather quickly at that "No turn on Red" intersection.

3.) My buddy and I are up in Canada dancing. This group of native skanks are up there phreaking on every person up there. Im sitting on the sidelines just talking to one of the girls from the group, watching my buddy getting mauled by these women. I proceed to tell her "man, your friends sure are slutty." She makes a beeline rgith to her friends, and within 2 seconds they all disperse off the dance floor. My buddy looks right at me with this expression of "what in the hell happened". I just shrugged at him. Giggety giggety.

 

[imported_LoKe]

1. It's not a cock-block if you have no chance.
2. You did it that one on your own, and it probably wasn't going anywhere, either.
3. Probably for the best, you were going to get an STD.

 

[chuckywang]

That's not getting cockblocked. She needs to tease you in order for you to get cockblocked.

All of those stories are on you.

 

[imported_Rat]

Im talking to these two insanely hot girls (and its not going anywhere).

Im in my own car, being driven around because I am completely inebriated

I proceed to tell her "man, your friends sure are slutty."

Yeah, these interactions had real potential.

 

[Xyo II]

I thought the 2nd one was funny for some reason I imagined you saying it quietly, though.

 

[imported_Rat]

Big tip: If there's ever a chance for cock block, it's entirely your fault for screwing it up with the girl.

 

[nageov3t]

so, I'm making out with this girl in my college dorm room... all of a sudden, my roommate runs in like a madman and starts screaming "ATOT IS NOT A BLOG!"

 

[Lash444]

I met another girl on the night of the #1 incident.
I said #2 loud enough for the girls to hear easy. Good times.
I had already met a friend of the skanky group from #3 a month or so before this happened. She was a really cool girl, but only came to Windsor on occasion from Toronto. So I had known these girls were bad news from what this girl had already told me.

My friend didnt know that #1 incident wasnt going anywhere. So that was an attempted cockblock. #2, I cockblocked my buddy and myself, even though obviously it was not going anywhere.