Share a stupid one liner kids joke.

[CPA]

Originally posted by: ironwing
What did the man say when three elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?




"Who are they?"

Why do you know so many elephant one-liners?

 

[cdan]

I ran into John yesterday.

So I backed up and ran into him again.

 

[eplebnista]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

 

[chitwood]

How do you make a kleenex dance

put a little boogie in it

 

[Nik]

How do you top a tar?

You tep onna break, tupid.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: sandorski
Knock knock

Who's there?

GOTO SANDORSKI

 

[2dt Drifter]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

-...?

So they can hide in cherry trees

-that sucked

Well have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

-no

guess they're doing a pretty good job then

 

[SphinxnihpS]

We had better jokes in kindergarten.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Q. What happened to the frog that broke down?

A. He got toad away.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down a road and turned into a field!

 

[lokiju]

A man walks into a dentist office wearing nothing but saran/plastic wrap all over his body and screams "Doc, I think I'm going crazy, I need your help!!!" and the dentist replies "Well I think you really need a phycologist, but I can clearly see your nuts!"

 

[Elias824]

You have a hairy bottom

What?

I said you have a hearing problem

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Bu B3ar
A man walks into a bar and says *ow*

Two guys walk into a bar, which was really stupid considering the second guy saw the first guy do it. /rimshot

 

[NoCreativity]

What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?

Dam

 

[mcurphy]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!