shaolin kung fu fighting styles - crane, tiger, drunken monkey, praying mantis, etc.

SphinxnihpS

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Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

what the hell?
 

Juddog

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

what the hell?

It's from the "seven deadly venoms" I think.
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

what the hell?

I dunno but it made me lol

 

MotF Bane

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

The above post is a perfect example of the Fail style.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Originally posted by: Juddog
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

what the hell?

It's from the "seven deadly venoms" I think.



Five would be right out, right?
 

jtvang125

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Learn the five pointed palm exploding heart technique and you shall be unstoppable, my grasshopper.
 

torpid

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They can be effective; ultimately, a free-flowing style that takes aspects of multiple forms is far more effective.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

FAIL!
 

SphinxnihpS

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Originally posted by: jtvang125
Learn the five pointed palm exploding heart technique and you shall be unstoppable, my grasshopper.

Kill Bill 1 and 2 robbed extensively from the film I referenced or from films that robbed from the film I referenced. KB is basically 4 hours of Martial Arts and Western classics robbery.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

FAIL!

zero knowledge and a dbag, you win
 

Spineshank

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Most karate you see is just for show. A lot of its either Chinese or Korean based as well. But if its meant to keep you safe then it works. Im a black belt in Okinowan Kempo and its not flashy at all.
 

mattpegher

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Styling the movements of a martial arts style after those of animals have some rational thought behind it, above and beyond the showy hollywood trappings. The hunting and fighting styles of animals have evolved over time to be more effective. Beyond inspiration these styles were then crafted and modified for efficency.



In the end, the skill of the fighter plays a much greater roll than what style they use. Granted styles that do not incorporate grappling or ground techniques have areas of disadvantage. Ideally styles that have more damaging impacts could disarm an opponent before grappling occurs but why leave out an entire area of possible encounter.

 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Watch some Fight Quest episodes. Many martial art styles borrow from animals.

but most animal styles you see in movies are made up.
 

rasczak

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.

LOL I remember that one. Wasn't that from Kung Fu Theatre?

**edit** AHA! Just read the rest of the thread. I still remember Kung Fu Theater as a kid though. It was the best! :)
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Toad Style is nearly flawless. There is of course a hidden weak spot, but it is difficult to find and hit. Even the iron maiden does not work on the toad.

Snake style allows attacks with both the head and the tail. In order to defeat a snake, one must control both the head and the tail.

Scorpion style includes the deadliest kicks known to man and a powerful pincher style of punching.

Centipede style is extremely fast, but is very vulnerable to the Toad style. Centipede style also incorporates several deadly poison attacks with darts and hooks.

Lizard style is very acrobatic and allows its practitioners walk on and fight from walls and ceilings. This style has good overall balance, but is probably the weakest individual style, however, two lizards can coordinate attacks and defeat all the other styles.
watch out for centipede style because it can get into your vagina.