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ObiDon

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Originally posted by: BillGates
I bought one and was walking along a lake one day and accidently dropped it. It was a windy day and it blew right into the water. The entire lake was absorbed into it and it was too heavy to lift up and wring out, so I ended up getting arrested and am now in prison. Thanks crazy meth-head Sham Wow guy.
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you just reminded me of the simpsons episode in which they emptied the lake by throwing some rolls of paper towels into it :)
 
PepePeru

PepePeru

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i always thought it was spelled chamois.

there were a couple of these booths at the fair, each with at least 5 slack jawed yokels watching in sham-azement as 2 liter after 2 liter of diet coke was wasted.

 
clamum

clamum

Lifer
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HOLY FUCK. I seriously want one of those things really fuckin bad. How sweet are they? Nothing soaks shit up like a shamwow. Seriously, awesome.
 
Ns1

Ns1

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Originally posted by: G Wizard
i always thought it was spelled chamois.

there were a couple of these booths at the fair, each with at least 5 slack jawed yokels watching in sham-azement as 2 liter after 2 liter of diet coke was wasted.
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chamois =/= sham wow
 
nick1985

nick1985

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You guys can say what you want, but that shamWOW guy probably gets so much ass its not even funny
 
SmoochyTX

SmoochyTX

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I want one but can't bring myself to actually pay for it. Anybody want to send me theirs?
 
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akshatp

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Originally posted by: BillGates
I bought one and was walking along a lake one day and accidently dropped it. It was a windy day and it blew right into the water. The entire lake was absorbed into it and it was too heavy to lift up and wring out, so I ended up getting arrested and am now in prison. Thanks crazy meth-head Sham Wow guy.
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This made me LOL
 
The Boston Dangler

The Boston Dangler

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my favorite parts:

the liquid under the carpet is magically soaked up

he holds the sham-wow in front of his face and says "this lasts 10 years" the 10 years part is poorly edited in.

you wash it in the washing machine. what, so every time i wipe something up i have to do laundry too?
 
ConstipatedVigilante

ConstipatedVigilante

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Yeah, I've seen this many times. I have to give my TV a :roll: when the guy comes on with his headset.

Edit: Oh yeah, what the fuck is a shammy?
 
Deeko

Deeko

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Originally posted by: BillGates
I bought one and was walking along a lake one day and accidently dropped it. It was a windy day and it blew right into the water. The entire lake was absorbed into it and it was too heavy to lift up and wring out, so I ended up getting arrested and am now in prison. Thanks crazy meth-head Sham Wow guy.
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did you steal that from the simpsons? I think you stole that from the simpsons. You just changed "you and the cops found a corpse" into "you got arrested"
 
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