Shallow Hal changed a guy

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GermyBoy

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So my roommate last night brings a fat chick (and ugly to boot) home with him from his work to watch a movie. The movie happens to be Shallow Hal. I take a look at her and go to bed at 10 p.m. as I didn't want to have to listen to her jokes or "personality".

Next thing I know, I'm woken up by a loud noise, and she's up in bed with him! I was crapping my pants at that time, and went and threw up. So nasty!

Note to guys: Only watch Shallow Hal with a hot chick.
 
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ur roommate got laid.... and flattened. hehe... oh well... maybe she has a really nice personality. more power to him.
 
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Haha, sorry, should've added that fact. He DIDN'T get laid. They just laid up there and talked and "stuff". Anyways, this morning I was sitting on the futon (it's a dual loft/futon thing) and started laughing so hard because it was bent up where she was. I'm a big guy and don't bend the thing at all. She's bent it tons in one nights sitting. WOW.
 
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maybe ur roomie was trying to set u up with her, but u didn't get the hint. :Q
 
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<< Haha, sorry, should've added that fact. He DIDN'T get laid. They just laid up there and talked and "stuff". Anyways, this morning I was sitting on the futon (it's a dual loft/futon thing) and started laughing so hard because it was bent up where she was. I'm a big guy and don't bend the thing at all. She's bent it tons in one nights sitting. WOW. >>



So how much do you guess she weighs?
 
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GermyBoy

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Haha, no, hardly that. I'm spoken for. He's the one that asks me to get him a girl. I bring him home some beautiful women all the time (respectable too, not fat girls that will get in bed with you the first night) and he is always like, she's too nice or this or that. I think he's gay or something. Fat chicks = butt ugly. If he likes butts, maybe that's why.
 
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GermyBoy, your mean-spiritedness sure shines through. If "shines" is the right word.
Maybe "oozes" would be better. :|

I am not fat. I have never been fat. But I've encountered a few fat girls now and then, and they seem remarkably similar to human beings once you get to know them. Perhaps they don't measure up to your standard of perfection, but your roommate may have a less superficial view.
 
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<< Haha, sorry, should've added that fact. He DIDN'T get laid. They just laid up there and talked and "stuff". Anyways, this morning I was sitting on the futon (it's a dual loft/futon thing) and started laughing so hard because it was bent up where she was. I'm a big guy and don't bend the thing at all. She's bent it tons in one nights sitting. WOW. >>



So how much do you guess she weighs? >>



600 pounds.
 
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<< GermyBoy, your mean-spiritedness sure shines through. If "shines" is the right word.
Maybe "oozes" would be better. :|

I am not fat. I have never been fat. But I've encountered a few fat girls now and then, and they seem remarkably similar to human beings once you get to know them. Perhaps they don't measure up to your standard of perfection, but your roommate may have a less superficial view. >>



Hey man, I'm not saying this to be mean at all. I'm just saying that it's funny because it changed him. She is his friend from work, and without that movie, he would've never done that sort of thing.
He REALLY hates fat people and always makes fun of them (like Hal does in the beginning). I think what he does is totally mean, but what he is doing to her is worse, because she probably likes him now, and he's going to not like her after he forgets about that movie.
 
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BettyBoop

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Hey man, I'm not saying this to be mean at all.

Please don't call me "man." You know many men named Betty? (Don't answer that.)

You're not saying this to be mean?

...she's up in bed with him! I was crapping my pants at that time, and went and threw up. So nasty!

...Fat chicks = butt ugly...

Sounds pretty mean to me. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.






 
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GermyBoy

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LOL, sorry about that hey man comment. I say that to everyone, man and lady for convenience. I guess I wouldn't have to reply though, saving myself several tiresome keystrokes now.
 
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GermyBoy,
You are a funny dude. LOL
You just joking with the rude comments about fat girls to be funny right?

I prefer slim women, but fat girls are ok to be friend and hang out too.
 
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<< Haha, sorry, should've added that fact. He DIDN'T get laid. They just laid up there and talked and "stuff". Anyways, this morning I was sitting on the futon (it's a dual loft/futon thing) and started laughing so hard because it was bent up where she was. I'm a big guy and don't bend the thing at all. She's bent it tons in one nights sitting. WOW. >>




hahahahahaa i was crackin up when i read that!! hahaha

Germyboy i've only noticed your posts lately but you kick ass. haha
 
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GermyBoy

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<< Haha, sorry, should've added that fact. He DIDN'T get laid. They just laid up there and talked and "stuff". Anyways, this morning I was sitting on the futon (it's a dual loft/futon thing) and started laughing so hard because it was bent up where she was. I'm a big guy and don't bend the thing at all. She's bent it tons in one nights sitting. WOW. >>




hahahahahaa i was crackin up when i read that!! hahaha

Germyboy i've only noticed your posts lately but you kick ass. haha >>




Thanks. I think I deserve a good rating then. ;) I make too many weenies mad, so my rating is low. LOL
 
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well, if he digs fat chicks, atleast now you know what to get him for xmas... a nice big sack of flour.
 
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Geez so what. If your roomate likes fat chicks who cares. It's his choice. You are forgetting when you're old and shriveled like a prune, your wife is going to be the same way. What's inside will always matter far more than what is on the outside.
 
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big girl = more meat. more meat = more for your money. more for your money = good dealio?:Q
I dont know the logic to this but neither do people who dont like big girls.
 
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<< So my roommate last night brings a fat chick (and ugly to boot) home with him from his work to watch a movie. The movie happens to be Shallow Hal. I take a look at her and go to bed at 10 p.m. as I didn't want to have to listen to her jokes or "personality".

Next thing I know, I'm woken up by a loud noise, and she's up in bed with him! I was crapping my pants at that time, and went and threw up. So nasty!

Note to guys: Only watch Shallow Hal with a hot chick. >>




Hmmm, your roomie had himself a good evening, you otoh, just got to take notes in order to make a post to ATOT
about it :)
 
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