Shake Weight is here!

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Yeahhhhhh?
I've been watching the commercials on TV for weeks now.

If its more than 5 minutes old........
 

BudAshes

Lifer
Jul 20, 2003
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Perfect for the gay porn star. you can jerk guys off all day with those forearms.
 

SViper

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Feb 17, 2005
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It's a real product. My fiancee and I bought it for a friend as a b-day gag gift. She, like us, saw the phallic nature of the shake weight. Hilarity ensued for all present.
 

Elias824

Golden Member
Mar 13, 2007
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Who designed this thing, the guys who made this must be laughing their asses off that someone is actually trying to sell it.
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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I don't know how well it works, but the Sports Authority in my city has them on demo. I did it for about a minute and my arms were tired as shit. I know they won't have anyone looking like the dude in the commercial, but it seemed to do something to my arms and muscles.
 

mizzou

Diamond Member
Jan 2, 2008
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I am already pro and I don't even own one

How do you know when you are done? The Shake-Weight sprays a derma-friendly lubricant all over your chest
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Right. Except we don't. The jokes are fun when they're actually creative/funny.

Yet I managed to find a pic of you and your prom date...

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oh yeah...how's the girl friend's new job going?

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