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Sexy sounding profanity??

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Atomicus

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Went to play badminton yesterday. Got paired up with this English chick for two mixed matches. About 5'9", 10", blonde hair, I estimate about low 20s, fair complexion, and Sharapova-ish legs (with a very short skirt to boot 🙂 )
Very calm and collected player, until she made a few stupid mistakes. So she says "******" in a low, English accent.

For some reason, upon hearing her utter "******" in that soft tone, my knees quaked and my inner caveman instincts wanted me to hop on and have her straddle her legs around my body and crush the life out of it. I've never heard such sweet profanity in my life :heart:

Anyways, DISCUSS!
 
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