Sexual songs

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vshah

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Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: Gunbuster
29 posts and no mention of E-ROTIC!!

A sample of song titles:
1. The Horniest Single In The World - 3'59"
2. Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex - 3'30"
3. Willy Use A Billy ? Boy - 3'41"
4. Help Me Dr. Dick - 3'42"
5. Fred Come Back To Bed - 3'57
6. Turn Me On - 3"45"
7. Gotta Fet It Groovin' - 3'52"
8. Gimmie Good Sex - 3'51"
9. Fritz Love My Tits - 4'06"
10. Sex On The Phone - 3'54"
11. Sexual Madness - 3'47"
12. S.O.S. - 3"15"
13. The Winner Takes It All - 4'44"
14. Baby Please Me - 3'24"
15. In The Dark Of The Night - 3'40

dammit, i was gonna post that :)

E-ROTIC all the way!!
 

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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Cyndi Lauper, She Bop:)
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We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans--
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up--good vibration--
Oop--she bop--

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop--or I'll go blind
Oop--she bop--she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey--they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret--
Ain't no law against it yet--
Oop--she bop--she bop--

She bop--he bop--we bop...

________________________________

It's about a solo effort but that is quite fitting for a geek forum:p
 

Forsythe

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May 2, 2004
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Rammstein - Rein, Raus
Translated to english it means "in, out".
Can't get much more obvious.
 

ndee

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: ohtwell
What song can you think of that has the most sexual lyrics? I can think of a few, but I'm not sure which I think has the most.

Examples:

Freek-a-leek ~ Petey Pablo
Touch of My Hand ~ Britney Spears
Get Mine, Get Yours ~ Christina Aguilera

This question came to me while listening to the first song on the radio! :)


: ) Amanda

QBs Finest - Oochie Walley
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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AC/DC - Shake Your Foundations

Frankie Goes To HollyWood - Relax (its all about gay sex)
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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Nazareth - Gone Dead Train



It's about impotence.




It's a gone dead train
Yes, it's a gone dead train

My engine was pumpin' steam
And I was grindin' at you hard and fast
Burnin' down the rails, tryin' to heat the way
Haulin' ass and ridin' up the track
And I laughed at the conductor who was tellin' me my coal
It would never last

But then the fire in my boiler
Up and quit before I came
Ain't no empty cellar
Like a gone dead train

Once was at a time when I could
Mama shave 'em dry
And raise a fever ice-down chill
Waitin' at the station
With a heavy loaded sack
Savin' up and holdin' just to spill
Shootin' my supply through my demon's eye
Instead of holdin' my time, I hope I will

But then the fire in my boiler
Up and quit before I came
There ain't no empty cellar
Needs a gone dead train

Yes it's a gone dead train
I'm gonna teach it to learn now, now
It's a gone dead train
Yes it's a gone dead train
I'm gonna teach it to learn now, now
It's a gone dead train
Gonna teach it, gonna teach it to learn

There ain't no easy day
When your daily run's a downhill pull
And there ain't no easy way
Wishin' for some jelly roll
There ain't no switch been made
To make your juicy lemon find
A spring to run a dry well full

But then the fire in my boiler
Up and quit before I came
Ain't no empty cellar
Needs a gone dead train


Yes it's a gone dead train
I'm gonna teach it to learn
You know it's a gone dead train
Gonna teach it, gonna teach it to burn
It's a gone dead train
It's a gone dead train, you gotta learn
It's a gone dead train
Gonna teach it, gonna teach it, gonna teach it to burn.
 

Cerb

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Aug 26, 2000
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Eurythmics - Missionary Man

JulesMaximus, you mgiht be our eternal savior.
 

Perknose

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Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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Brown Shoes Don't Make It -- Frank Zappa

If she were my daughter, I'd . . .
What would you do daddy?
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby!
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again
She's a teen-age baby and she turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn
Gonna smother that girl in chocolate syrup--
And boogie till the cows come home



 

Mr N8

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Dec 3, 2001
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Cake - The Distance

Deep Purple - Knocking at Her Back Door (this one was way ahead of it's time)

Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a Samurai
She made electric shadows
Beyond our fingertips
And none of us could reach that high
She came on like a teaser
I had to touch and please her
Enjoy a little paradise
The log was in my pocket
When Lucy met the Rocket
And she never knew the reason why

I can't deny it
With that smile on her face
It's not the kill
It's the thrill of the chase

Feel it coming
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
It's not against the law
The point of no return
And now you know the score
And now you're learning
What's knockin' at your back door

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young