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Sexretaries are now Admin assistance?

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Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: jtusa
Kind of like how Stewardesses are Flight Attendants, or worse yet, I saw a nametage for one that said "In-Flight Service Coordinator".

I could never get one of them to "service" me in flight. 🙁


That's because you called her a stewardess. You've gotta get the terminology right my friend.

Exactly, if he had called her "hot stuff" or even "sex muffin" he would have gotten the service that he so sorely desired.
 
My company is now taking applications for sexretaries, please send your resume along with a picture to me, auditions will start in two weeks.
 
Originally posted by: randay
My company is now taking applications for sexretaries, please send your resume along with a picture to me, auditions will start in two weeks.

you DO realize this forum is like 99.999 percent male...😕
 
some of the lesser capable administrative assistants are referred to as "keyboard specialists."
When I see that title (and I have several times lately), I think "wouldn't 'secretary' sound a little better?" Keyboard specialist.. someone who's memorized the location of all 100 or so keys on a keyboard??
 
Originally posted by: Eeezee
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: jtusa
Kind of like how Stewardesses are Flight Attendants, or worse yet, I saw a nametage for one that said "In-Flight Service Coordinator".

I could never get one of them to "service" me in flight. 🙁


That's because you called her a stewardess. You've gotta get the terminology right my friend.

Exactly, if he had called her "hot stuff" or even "sex muffin" he would have gotten the service that he so sorely desired.

Apparently he didn't get the user guide that comes with the man card.
 
Originally posted by: madeupfacts
i wish were i work there be some hot chick who can provide some of that admin assistance to me...but theyr all over 50

But in your case? Beggars cant be choosers now can they? 😉
 
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