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Sex with a bottle

http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/fina...na-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/#more-36926

First off, the discovery of the crime. The first time it happened, MKL’s coworker (identified only as “Tiffany G&#8221😉 unknowingly took a swig and tasted what she “believed” to be semen but wasn’t sure. “I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said. The second time she decided to test her theory. After finding what appeared to be yet another bottle of water laced with semen, Tiffany took the evidence in question home and ran an experiment, wherein she “asked her fiancee to put his semen in a separate water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.” After testing the new sample and comparing it to the other one, she determined it was.
 
7window said:
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/fina...na-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/#more-36926

First off, the discovery of the crime. The first time it happened, MKL’s coworker (identified only as “Tiffany G”) unknowingly took a swig and tasted what she “believed” to be semen but wasn’t sure. “I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said. The second time she decided to test her theory. After finding what appeared to be yet another bottle of water laced with semen, Tiffany took the evidence in question home and ran an experiment, wherein she “asked her fiancee to put his semen in a separate water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.” After testing the new sample and comparing it to the other one, she determined it was.
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-So fucking hot
 
7window said:
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/02/fina...na-into-a-colleagues-water-bottle/#more-36926

First off, the discovery of the crime. The first time it happened, MKL’s coworker (identified only as “Tiffany G”) unknowingly took a swig and tasted what she “believed” to be semen but wasn’t sure. “I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said. The second time she decided to test her theory. After finding what appeared to be yet another bottle of water laced with semen, Tiffany took the evidence in question home and ran an experiment, wherein she “asked her fiancee to put his semen in a separate water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.” After testing the new sample and comparing it to the other one, she determined it was.
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She really knows her semen
 
shortylickens said:
Prompting the obvious.....
"How did she know?"

She could discern it in a bottle of sugar water?
She's a cum dumpster.
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That's what I'm thinking. She recognized that oh so familiar taste in her mouth but wasn't quite sure. So she needed another sample to be positive.

😵
 
shortylickens said:
Prompting the obvious.....
"How did she know?"

She could discern it in a bottle of sugar water?
She's a cum dumpster.
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Yeah, castigate a woman for having a sex life, giving blow jobs to an intimate partner and therefore knowing what semen tastes like.

Are you people really this fucking stupid? Woman who has normal sex life -> knows taste of semen -> is a cum dumpster?

jesus.

edit:
Do you have anyone in your life who is female and you love? What if that woman was your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? Anyone? Are those people "cum dumpsters" if they recognize the taste of semen from a food product?
 
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Taejin said:
Yeah, castigate a woman for having a sex life, giving blow jobs to an intimate partner and therefore knowing what semen tastes like.

Are you people really this fucking stupid? Woman who has normal sex life -> knows taste of semen -> is a cum dumpster?

jesus.

edit:
Do you have anyone in your life who is female and you love? What if that woman was your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? Anyone? Are those people "cum dumpsters" if they recognize the taste of semen from a food product?
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You cant see it right now, but trust me, I am sitting in my LazyBoy laughing my fucking ball sack off.
 
This, the teen murder thread, the thread about the fight on McDonald's hiring day. The world really is going to turn out like the movie Idiocracy isn't it.
 
Taejin said:
Yeah, castigate a woman for having a sex life, giving blow jobs to an intimate partner and therefore knowing what semen tastes like.

Are you people really this fucking stupid? Woman who has normal sex life -> knows taste of semen -> is a cum dumpster?

jesus.

edit:
Do you have anyone in your life who is female and you love? What if that woman was your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? Anyone? Are those people "cum dumpsters" if they recognize the taste of semen from a food product?
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You're right, this is her personal life and should not be brandied about the media like this. Who cares if she drank gallons and gallons of jizz before and probably receives sexual gratification from it? Who cares if she is so familiar with the taste that she can pick it out even when it's diluted with water? It's none of our business!
 
...He was charged in February with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification....
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what...the...fuck...?
 
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