sex vs money

[Ready]

so many of you try to dance around this ^^

Suppose there are NO loopholes.
Your 2 choices are

1.) Power, Money, and any abilities you want. You can fly, have superhuman strengh, anything else you want except anything that has antying remotely close to do with sex. You may not have sex, sex with yourself, watch sex, mentally engage in sex, virtual sex, or any other loop holes you might think of. You might as well be without a penis or vagina.

2.) You'll be making minimum wage for the rest of your life. Everything in your life is mediocre but everyday when you go home at 8:00pm, you can bang whichever supermodel, actresss or whoever you want!

 

[Murpheeee]

do these dilemnas keep you awake at night?

 

[aircooled]

Can I have half the money and half the sex? That's a good compromise right?

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

nah, not worth it.

 

[Bigred75]

id have to become god....or a womans tit.....its a toss up

 

Send the money to me, I have no use for sex, I am a eunuch.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: Murpheeee
do these dilemnas keep you awake at night?

i second this option

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Can I have half the money and half the sex? That's a good compromise right?

i think he's on to something here...

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Roger
Send the money to me, I have no use for sex, I am a eunuch.

I think we've always suspected just that...

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: stev0

Originally posted by: aircooled
Can I have half the money and half the sex? That's a good compromise right?

i think he's on to something here...

I'm married, so I'm already getting half the sex... I might as well get paid

 

[sciencetoy]

Oh come on guys, seriously? Of course I would. Alas, it doesn't really work that way, as far as I know.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: stev0

Originally posted by: aircooled
Can I have half the money and half the sex? That's a good compromise right?

i think he's on to something here...

I'm married, so I'm already getting half the sex... I might as well get paid

:Q

edit: maybe it should be something like :disgust::|?


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[anaxo]

Sure. Sounds like a fair trade off to me. I'd just have to never ever see p0rn or its ilk for the rest of my life.

 

[prodigy]

My bad.. I would choose the fapping.

 

[XMan]

I'm not getting laid now, that's a no brainer.

 

[virtuamike]

I'd take the money, and I'd have Bill Clinton define what is and isn't sex

 

[DoNotDisturb]

well, if i had all the power, i'd change the word sex into something else so i can engage in 'intercourse' still.

 

[bolido2000]

If I have so much money I will manually stimulate my brain so my body thinks I'm screwing Tyra Banks.

 

[BaseballSTUD]

have as much sex as possible and then invest in penthouse since i will have my new cool abilities...lol...thats actually i pretty tough choice

 

[gopunk]

not even with myself? uh........ i dunno.

i guess.... yea.

what what happen if i were to jack off though? would somebody kill me?

 

[AvesPKS]

Your question is flawed, as it implies that if you chose to not go for the money, you would get lots of sex, which may not necessarily be true.

 

[ReiAyanami]

those steroid pumping wrestlers on TV traded sex for super human powers/some money. they're super strong but their wee wees go shrink shrink so they have to spend their money on hulk hogan strength viagra.

so basically they get free super human powers after rebate.

 

[omnez]

what about if you ahd the power shape change and by some turn of events became a nice shaped object that just happen to be picked up by some aroused female?

 

[her209]

I would take the money and pay some lesbians to have sex for me.

 

[omnez]

Originally posted by: her209
I would take the money and pay some lesbians to have sex for me.

lol, nice idea