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Sex-Starved Wife Asks Police for Help

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Sex-Starved Wife Asks Police for Help
Reuters

FRANKFURT (Aug. 3) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.
 
Originally posted by: Tiamat
she should buy the poor husband some viagra.

...or the husband is a porn addict and keeps wanking, or he's getting it somewhere else.

Also, they didn't say what the wife looked like. Maybe she's like 400lbs and doesn't bathe.
 
They probably were virgins before they got married. And no one could have predicted that the husband can only get off if she takes a dump on his chest.


What? They are german....
 
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