Sex problem.

[slycat]

1) ur in the the sack with someone.
2) u fantasize about someone else whilst doin' it OR while watching pr0n.
3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

...your diagnosis?

 

[HonkeyDonk]

broken peepee

 

[amoeba]

blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?

 

[isasir]

I'm usually limp when taking a dump.

 

[Mo0o]

Maybe you're fantasizing about the wrong person.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: slycat

3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

stop having sex while you're taking a dump.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?

no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say LindsayLohan..

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: isasir
I'm usually limp when taking a dump.

#2 in his list, not droppin the deuce

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You have what we in the medical profession refer to as "Limp Dick" - it's usually caused by mincey little balls being unable to fuel the rapidly shrivelling unit.

- M4H

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: slycat

3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

stop having sex while you're taking a dump.

yup, sounds like the problem to me too.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: isasir
I'm usually limp when taking a dump.

#2 in his list, not droppin the deuce

LOL!!!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?

no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say LindsayLohan..

Tell your girlfriend, she'll help you work it out.

- M4H

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Maybe your overactive thinking kills all drive?

 

[Koing]

The person your in bed with you are either

A) Bored of,
B) Needs to bring some new tricks to the table or sack
C) Is just plain ugly

If you can get it up to porn etc you have not got a peni dysfunction.

Koing

 

[Platypus]

your conscience is cock-blocking you

 

[Klixxer]

Hey man, don't let the donkey discourage you, you cannot compare your one inch to that.

If she can at least pretend she is happy?

 

[biostud]

The person should stop thinking about his mother

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

LOL

What do you do? "Oh......uh......sorry...."
Keep going and fake it?

BWAHAHAHA

 

[slycat]

how people can do it baffles me...even with pr0n on...its a deterrent.

 

[aircooled]

maybe your wiener is broken?






edit: someone already posted that... nevermind....

 

[DivideBYZero]

Flip her over and prop a pr0n mag in the arch of her back.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?

no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say Michael Moore..

:shocked:

Originally posted by: slycat
how people can do it baffles me...even with pr0n on...its a deterrent.

Depends on the kind of pr0n and how interested the other party is.

 

[Peetoeng]

Originally posted by: slycat

Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?

no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say LindsayLohan..

Why do you do that since you just paid her? :Q

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
LOL

What do you do? "Oh......uh......sorry...."
Keep going and fake it?

BWAHAHAHA

Absolutely. I mean, it's not like she's going to notice or anything.

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If porn makes you limp, DON'T WATCH PORN.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: slycat
1) ur in the the sack with someone.
2) u fantasize about someone else whilst doin' it OR while watching pr0n.
3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

...your diagnosis?

ur ur plz thx wut; 2 r b y 4!!111