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Sex problem.

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slycat

Diamond Member
1) ur in the the sack with someone.
2) u fantasize about someone else whilst doin' it OR while watching pr0n.
3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

...your diagnosis?
 
Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?
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no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say LindsayLohan..
 
You have what we in the medical profession refer to as "Limp Dick" - it's usually caused by mincey little balls being unable to fuel the rapidly shrivelling unit.

- M4H
 
The person your in bed with you are either

A) Bored of,
B) Needs to bring some new tricks to the table or sack 😛
C) Is just plain ugly

If you can get it up to porn etc you have not got a peni dysfunction.

Koing
 
Hey man, don't let the donkey discourage you, you cannot compare your one inch to that.

If she can at least pretend she is happy?
 
Originally posted by: slycat
Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?
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no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say Michael Moore..
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:shocked:

Originally posted by: slycat
how people can do it baffles me...even with pr0n on...its a deterrent.
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Depends on the kind of pr0n and how interested the other party is.
 
Originally posted by: slycat
Originally posted by: amoeba
blue pill?

get in the sack with who you are fantasizing?
Click to expand...

no...no, i mean instead of concentrating on the person ur with, u fantasize on say LindsayLohan..
Click to expand...

Why do you do that since you just paid her? :Q
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
LOL

What do you do? "Oh......uh......sorry...."
Keep going and fake it?

BWAHAHAHA
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Absolutely. I mean, it's not like she's going to notice or anything. 😉

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If porn makes you limp, DON'T WATCH PORN.
 
Originally posted by: slycat
1) ur in the the sack with someone.
2) u fantasize about someone else whilst doin' it OR while watching pr0n.
3) Anytime you do No. 2 you go limp.

...your diagnosis?
Click to expand...

ur ur plz thx wut; 2 r b y 4!!111
 
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