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Sex or BBQ?

Originally posted by: Hardcore
I'm out of baby oil... should i still masturbate? Or wait until tomorrow when i can pick some more up?
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It's all about the astroglide.
 
Originally posted by: Hardcore
I'm out of baby oil... should i still masturbate? Or wait until tomorrow when i can pick some more up?
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Head to the pantry and locate some vegetable oil. Ensure that you've checked the expiration date before using, though. Best of luck. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Sex on the bbq.
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Problem I find is you never know were a briquette might poke you and end up where you don't want it. Getting a piece of charcoal removed rectally at the ER is no fun.
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Sex on the bbq.
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Problem I find is you never know were a briquette might poke you and end up where you don't want it. Getting a piece of charcoal removed rectally at the ER is no fun.
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LMAO, speaking from experience? 😉
 
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