Sex on the sofa?

[shiner]

Inspired by a couple of posts in this thread

 

[Dacalo]

Only if it's leather

 

[theNEOone]

sofa, floor, bathroom, library, airplane, car....whatever.


=|

 

[Ikonomi]

Small print: By voting "yes" in this poll, you agree to engage in sexual intercourse with shinerburke (hereafter referred to as the OP) and perform various other acts, sexual in nature, on the sofa or couch of the OP's choosing.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Small print: By voting "yes" in this poll, you agree to engage in sexual intercourse with shinerburke (hereafter referred to as the OP) and perform various other acts, sexual in nature, on the sofa or couch of the OP's choosing.

Not too sure my wife would go for that.....

 

[jpeyton]

That's the best place to get started. And you're in easy reach of some fav spots, like the floor, dining table, or kitchen counter.

 

[dmw16]

It's all good

 

[Schadenfroh]

you mean like this

6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his
father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check
for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who
was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a
hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had
inserted his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for
obvious reasons). Evidently, his ejaculation shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=879219&arctab=arc&highlight_key=y&keyword1=darwin%20awards

 

[Anubis]

sure why not?

 

[alkemyst]

yeah it's good when you get her head 'cocked' against the arm...no where to turn 😉

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
you mean like this

6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his
father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check
for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who
was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a
hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had
inserted his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for
obvious reasons). Evidently, his ejaculation shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=879219&arctab=arc&highlight_key=y&keyword1=darwin%20awards

OUCH!!!

I prefer this for my sofa/couch action.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
you mean like this

6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his
father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check
for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who
was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a
hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had
inserted his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for
obvious reasons). Evidently, his ejaculation shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=879219&arctab=arc&highlight_key=y&keyword1=darwin%20awards

OUCH!!!

I prefer this for my sofa/couch action.

you so lucky.... I don't even have a sofa/couch/milkshakes ... only my rough
hands 🙁