Sex, money, marriage

[Grasshopper27]

A knockout young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12-inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand - The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"

Ancient thread revived by FallenHero for no reason.
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[Amused]

On the first OT page alone you have over 11 threads started in just the past few hours.

Going for a nef record or something?

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Amused
Going for a nef record or something?

Speaking of records, did anyone notice that Rallispec posted well over 2000 times in just 5 days before he left. :Q

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: Amused
Going for a nef record or something?

Speaking of records, did anyone notice that Rallispec well over 2000 times in just 5 days before he left. :Q

Um, I think you left some words out of that sentence. 😕

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Amused
Um, I think you left some words out of that sentence. 😕

You're right, fixed it! 🙂

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: Amused
Going for a nef record or something?

Speaking of records, did anyone notice that Rallispec posted well over 2000 times in just 5 days before he left. :Q

nah, it wasn't, i looked and it was about 1300 with a week to go... i was impressed he managed, it was hard posting 1000 times in a week.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: Amused
Um, I think you left some words out of that sentence. 😕

You're right, fixed it! 🙂

Thank you. It's so late I almost broke my brain trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about. 😉

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Amused
On the first OT page alone you have over 11 threads started in just the past few hours.

Going for a nef record or something?

Bored... Thumper went home a few hours ago and I'm having fun with the computer! 🙂

She has to work from 8:30 til 4:30 tomorrow at her day job, then she drives right to her second job and works until 3am (she does this on Friday and Saturday nights). 🙁

So she gets a long sleep on Thursday nights, which is good for her, but bad for me, cause I miss her. 🙁

Grasshopper

 

[NesuD]

Originally posted by: Amused
On the first OT page alone you have over 11 threads started in just the past few hours.

Going for a nef record or something?

You have something against Grasshopper26 or are you the new self appointed OT thread police. I see you are posting this in nearly every one of his threads. So who's Neffing now.

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: NesuD

Originally posted by: Amused
On the first OT page alone you have over 11 threads started in just the past few hours.

Going for a nef record or something?

You have something against Grasshopper26 or are you the new self appointed OT thread police. I see you are posting this in nearly every one of his threads. So who's Neffing now.

Round one!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!!!

 

[FallenHero]

I want more Grasshopper points!

 

[Juked07]

Whoa necro

 

[Powermoloch]

/facepalm