Sex is very expensive

[eng2d2]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/18/war...sted-after-sexual-misconduct-allegations.html

 

[whm1974]

Yes indeed it is. And not only is very expensive, it is also the most dangerous activity known to Man.

 

[IronWing]

If you think sex is expensive, try abstinence.

 

[Mayne]

lol..try abstinence and being poor as fuck.

 

[Zanovar]

True story,i asked a woman in spain for a jerkoff.twanta pesatas.i shot my load in her eye.we both laughed.Happy days.

 

[whm1974]

If you think sex is expensive, try abstinence.

What is it about grown men collecting toys?

 

[Zanovar]

What is it about grown men collecting toys?

Im guessing they are worth quite a bit.the star wars figures

 

[Sonikku]

Probably not any more now that Disney has crashed the Star Wars toy market with extreme over saturation.

 

[Red Squirrel]

People think I'm crazy when I say you should wait till after marriage to have sex, but in the end if you do that you normally have way less issues.

Abstinence can also be expensive though... I'd hate to even calculate how much money I put into my server setup. To be fair though, it's been over the course of many years and I have not added anything new in a while.

 

[whm1974]

People think I'm crazy when I say you should wait till after marriage to have sex, but in the end if you do that you normally have way less issues.

Abstinence can also be expensive though... I'd hate to even calculate how much money I put into my server setup. To be fair though, it's been over the course of many years and I have not added anything new in a while.

What what happens after you and your partner discover that you are not sexually compatible?

 

[DrDoug]

What what happens after you and your partner discover that you are not sexually compatible?

Yup. My wife-to-be was a "papers please" kind of lady when it came to sex and I was a "try before you buy" kind of guy. When it comes to gambling, I don't and she does. She decided to gamble.

We both won!

 

[skull]

What what happens after you and your partner discover that you are not sexually compatible?

They've already went decades without sex whats a few more.

 

[mikeymikec]

Kevin acknowledges that his mistakes are inconsistent with the company’s leadership expectations and could impact the company’s ability to execute going forward.”

"mistakes"

That word does not mean what they think it means. Slightly worrying.

 

[dawp]

sex itself isn't expensive, it's how you go about getting it that can be.

and if you're really that poor, there's always Rosie Palm.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

If you think sex is expensive, try abstinence.

Is it bad that I think that is really cool? Though I don't see anything that I can confirm is from the 70s or 80s, which is pretty lame.

 

[BoomerD]

Sex is indeed very expensive...I've been married for going on 44 years...

Sex has cost me life as I knew it...

 

[highland145]

Sex is indeed very expensive...I've been married for going on 44 years...

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Sex has cost me life as I knew it...

Let's get Mrs Boomer's thoughts on the matter.

 

[BoomerD]

Let's get Mrs Boomer's thoughts on the matter.

Thoughts? Mrs. Boomer?

Mrs/ Boomer doesn't get paid to think.



Waidaminit...

 

[nakedfrog]

Hm, speaking of which, whm1974 hasn't posted since March 11th, but last visited May 19th.

 

[Svnla]

Sex is indeed very expensive...I've been married for going on 44 years...

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Sex has cost me life as I knew it...

Is this you?

A retired old man sits in his rocking chair with his wife nearby. His wife turns to him and says "remember when we were young and my dad asked if you want to marry me and you said yes?". The old man says "yes, I knocked you off and your dad was the sheriff. I should say no then go to prison instead. I could be a free man by now".

 

[Captante]

Hm, speaking of which, whm1974 hasn't posted since March 11th, but last visited May 19th.

Saw that post from last March and thought it had been awhile...

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Is it bad that I think that is really cool? Though I don't see anything that I can confirm is from the 70s or 80s, which is pretty lame.

Exactly, he has the cringey stuff.

 

[BoomerD]

Is this you?

A retired old man sits in his rocking chair with his wife nearby. His wife turns to him and says "remember when we were young and my dad asked if you want to marry me and you said yes?". The old man says "yes, I knocked you off and your dad was the sheriff. I should say no then go to prison instead. I could be a free man by now".

Nope...not me . I can haz bettur Englise dan dats.

I made the mistake of telling my wife around our 35th anniversary, " If I'd have just killed you back then, I'd be out of prison...my life sentence would be over...but OH HELL NO, I married you instead...the fun just never ends."
For some odd reason, she just didn't think it was as funny as I did.