Sex in Space

[vshah]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers

Originally posted by: LS21

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd be worried about the globs of stuff floating around.

Yeah, no money shot in zero g porn. Guys will have to start finishing the old fashioned way just to keep the mess contained.

why not? inertia

Also, In zero g, would the money shot end up propelling the dude in the opposite direction? The percentage total body weight that is expelled is small compared to the overall, but based on simple momentum calculations there should be some change in momentum on the larger body...

i sense a new sport in the making

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd be worried about the globs of stuff floating around.

Yeah, no money shot in zero g porn. Guys will have to start finishing the old fashioned way just to keep the mess contained.

Or, they could have a money shot and then the pornolady could do something similar to this...

 

[So]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
Are there any documented instances of space sex? Not sayin pics or vid, even just firsthand accounts by NASA personnel.

I remember seeing a picture of apollo something's flight crew... bunch of dudes and 2 semi-attractive women (with very hawt brains i'm sure), and thinking... "Oh yeah, they ran the train on her..."

The first american woman in space was sally ride who flew on the shuttle in the 80s, well after apollo ended...

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd be worried about the globs of stuff floating around.

that's what butterfly nets are for?

That will only filter out the pulp.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Who's to say sex hasn't already occured in space? Cmon, months at a time? If not, you know at least one dude has wacked off.

 

[ScottFern]

Sounds like the name of a new Kanye West single.......

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Who's to say sex hasn't already occured in space? Cmon, months at a time? If not, you know at least one dude has wacked off.

They had that 3-way love triangle thing going on with the astronauts before.. and we only heard about it because the lady tried to murder the other lady. Imagine the times we didn't hear about it.

 

[Amused]

Is there love in space? I think you're flying in a clear blue dream. What a mind storm. This whole idea is up in flames.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Too late, gies. Zero G porn ALREADY exists...

Look up 'The Uranus Experiment: Part 2'.

NSFW. Yeah. You bet.

 

[effowe]

The girls just need to clean things up Homer Simpson style, like when he was twirling in the shuttle eating all the chips.

 

[Cyco]

Sure, it would be fun at first, but then after a while it would be like living in a snowglobe.

EDIT: Spelling

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd be worried about the globs of stuff floating around.

Only if she doesn't swallow.

Originally posted by: effowe
The girls just need to clean things up Homer Simpson style, like when he was twirling in the shuttle eating all the chips.

Or this.

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmsclYeah, no money shot in zero g porn. Guys will have to start finishing the old fashioned way just to keep the mess contained.

Damn, that'd really be unfortunate.

Giggidy.

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
Also, In zero g, would the money shot end up propelling the dude in the opposite direction? The percentage total body weight that is expelled is small compared to the overall, but based on simple momentum calculations there should be some change in momentum on the larger body...

Yes, there would be - kind of like how an octopus moves.
Not much of a change though.


Maybe DrPizza can use this as a sample problem in his physics classes. :laugh:

Originally posted by: Cyco
Sure, it would be fun at first, but then after a while it would be like lving in a snowglobe.

:laugh::laugh:
And I feel compelled to drag this out again

 

[Kelvrick]

It'd probably make it easier to spit on her back, then hit her in the eye when she turns around.

EDIT: Sounds like the bondage people solved this problem for us.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Amused
Is there love in space? I think you're flying in a clear blue dream. What a mind storm. This whole idea is up in flames.

warning: satch fan alert

 

[Rubycon]

Take it to test tubes - problem solved.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I am almost 100% positive that the Russians were the first to conduct these experiments as well...first male/female masturbation in orbit, first sexual intercourse, etc.

NASA would be too conservative to do this.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I am almost 100% positive that the Russians were the first to conduct these experiments as well...first male/female masturbation in orbit, first sexual intercourse, etc.

NASA would be too conservative to do this.

*zzzzzzip!*

What are you doing, Dave?

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

I can't let you do that, Dave.

*splurt!* <- right on HAL's red "eye" thing

Fuck you, Dave.

 

[Modelworks]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I am almost 100% positive that the Russians were the first to conduct these experiments as well...first male/female masturbation in orbit, first sexual intercourse, etc.

NASA would be too conservative to do this.

*zzzzzzip!*

What are you doing, Dave?

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

I can't let you do that, Dave.

*splurt!* <- right on HAL's red "eye" thing

Fuck you, Dave.

LOL

 

[Eli]

Huh.

So...

There have only been a handful of female astronauts go up, right?

Is it safe to say they were all boinkin' on the shuttle? LOL

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
Also, In zero g, would the money shot end up propelling the dude in the opposite direction? The percentage total body weight that is expelled is small compared to the overall, but based on simple momentum calculations there should be some change in momentum on the larger body...

Yes, there would be - kind of like how an octopus moves.
Not much of a change though.


Maybe DrPizza can use this as a sample problem in his physics classes. :laugh:

What great timing! I just started conservation of momentum today.

 

[Lurknomore]

Reentry must be a bitch.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
What great timing! I just started conservation of momentum today.

Rubbing one out......FOR SCIENCE!!!!!

 

[l0cke]

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/p...starcity?currentPage=5

There are no dead man's sticks in space. And no matter how stressed anyone gets, they can't even enjoy a little release by manipulating their own joystick: One of the effects of weightlessness is reduced blood flow to the lower half of your body. The rumor in Star City is that many have tried in vain to get it up out there. "There vas top-secret program of this," Driga says. "But the man could not perform. Viagra vill not help."

Russians tried, failed

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i'm pretty sure sex has happened in space. pregnancy in space is the real nightmare.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: Modelworks

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
I am almost 100% positive that the Russians were the first to conduct these experiments as well...first male/female masturbation in orbit, first sexual intercourse, etc.

NASA would be too conservative to do this.

*zzzzzzip!*

What are you doing, Dave?

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

I can't let you do that, Dave.

*splurt!* <- right on HAL's red "eye" thing

Fuck you, Dave.

LOL

OMG :laugh: