How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
~ Douche with beer.
What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
~ A homo-sex-y'all.
Hear about the new gay sitcom?
~ Leave it, it's Beaver.
Why is sex is like software?
~ For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What's the most active muscle in a woman ?
~ The penis.
What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
~ A circus is a cunning array of stunts. A sorority is a stunning array of...
What's the definition of a vicious circle?
~ A pussy with teeth.
How can you tell if a woman really likes oral sex?
~ She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.
How do you get a woman off during sex?
~ Push her.
~ Douche with beer.
What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
~ A homo-sex-y'all.
Hear about the new gay sitcom?
~ Leave it, it's Beaver.
Why is sex is like software?
~ For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What's the most active muscle in a woman ?
~ The penis.
What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
~ A circus is a cunning array of stunts. A sorority is a stunning array of...
What's the definition of a vicious circle?
~ A pussy with teeth.
How can you tell if a woman really likes oral sex?
~ She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.
How do you get a woman off during sex?
~ Push her.
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