Sex advice (A Brutuskend JOKE)

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Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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How do you get your husband interested in oral sex?
~ Douche with beer.

What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
~ A homo-sex-y'all.

Hear about the new gay sitcom?
~ Leave it, it's Beaver.

Why is sex is like software?
~ For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

What's the most active muscle in a woman ?
~ The penis.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
~ A circus is a cunning array of stunts. A sorority is a stunning array of...

What's the definition of a vicious circle?
~ A pussy with teeth.

How can you tell if a woman really likes oral sex?
~ She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.

How do you get a woman off during sex?
~ Push her.