Originally posted by: Amorphus
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: RayH
foosball
lava lamps
a weight limit on the strip poll
haha..YES! a weight limit on the strip pole...that's awesome...
Can't fit foosball in there too...pool table and bar basically take up all the space unless you want to hit walls while you're playing pool...
We actually have pictures of girls on the pole that we're going to put on the wall behind the bar...and then we're putting up a giant dry erase board for drunken quote of the week...
what if you get a mutant tall version of (insert porn star/celebrity/babe thread entry/singer/disney channel actor name here) coming over? then you'd be like "she's farking hawt, but she's too heavy, because of scaling and geometry.", and she would go and dance on a pole that didn't have a weight limit.
and then you'd get all depressed, and drink lots of beer. and you'd get drunk and find a gun, and you'd shoot yourself, but not before shooting numerous convenience store owners, your parents, your siblings, a small kitten, and causing the extinction of the komodo dragon.
so basically, if you support domestic violence, anti-conservationalism, rampant violence, animal abuse, and drunken debauchery, put a weight limit on your stripdance pole.