Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
6) Cygor & Cobra ..............42009 / 828 :Q:Q
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
25) networkman ..................18454 / 83 :Q
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000:
30) USS Poop ......................15528 / 51
31) USS Guid .......................15247 / 54
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
99)IJump ...............................4075 / 112
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................11877 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................11009 / 4
Race to 10,000:
42) zodder ..............................9701 / 55
43) def .....................................9525 / 39
46) lane42 ..............................9179 / 9
56) GreatWhiteNorth .............8027 / 49
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
81) Bigwoofer .........................4903 / 65
99) IJump ................................4075 / 112
Two Borgies and a Cardy Racing to 8000:
60) Tarca ..................................7319 / 55
66) Gul Dukat ..........................6625 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................6428 / 15
Another Race to 8000: <----------------------- Only days left in this thiller!
57) crt1530 ..............................7892 / 50
58) DroolMAN! ........................7864 / 49
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
74) ElFenix ...............................5781 / 15
93) m2kewl ...............................4452 / 65
Race to 5000:
86) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4606 / 3
91) EvilWobbles ....................4490 / 23
Race to 4000:
113)Rex ....................................3585 / 19
125)Serialb ..............................3077 / 9
217)GolfGeek ..........................1727 / 6
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2653 / 13
169)JimButts ............................2256 / 22
200)Ammocan .........................1923 / 13
215)wirelessenabled .............1738 / 8
May Mauling to 3500:
159)bbarnes ............................2464 / 15
170)pyxis ..................................2229 / 9
174)Ishmael2k ........................2175 / 8
176)Maggotry ...........................2130 / 9
188)Nemur ...............................1987 / 16
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
299)migroo ................................1121 / 21
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
357)JetsFanatic ..........................887 / 1
391)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
526)Jerboy ....................................467 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ...........................................9525 / 39 (384)
Yield ......................................10333 / 51 (308)
conjur ......................................3666 / 55 (299)
USS Poop ............................15528 / 51 (279)
Crazee ....................................2936 / 37 (229)
SoulAssassin .......................8077 / 32 (185)
soni .......................................25712 / 25 (183)
networkman ........................18454 / 83 (-52) :Q
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Tuffguy ...................................4862 / 6 (487)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5004 / 24 (463)
Fardringle .............................6435 / 15 (437)
MaxSiren ...............................6730 / 24 (404)
thecool1 ................................4041 / 12 (398)
micron ...................................1974 / 15 (371)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4354 / 17 (370)
migroo .....................................1121 / 21 (318)
EvadMan ...............................2186 / 23 (304)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4606 / 3 (236)
Crazee ...................................2936 / 37 (-136)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2591 / 21 (157)
freewolf .....................................1118 / 15 (141)
ElFenix ......................................5781 / 15 (113)
migroo ......................................1121 / 21 (110)
neovan ......................................1934 / 34 (73) :Q
Lonely Racers:
19) USS IsOs ........................21387 / 102
22) Smokeball ......................19573 / 130
37) PieDerro ..........................11496 / 197
44) TWTA ................................9519 / 5
51) ZeroEffect .........................8209 / 27
67) Baldy18 .............................6590 / 4
70) cakin ..................................6225 / 29
89) ledzepp98 ........................4585 / 9
94) mucman ...........................4372 / 12
96) Eltano1 .............................4279 / 23
102)Maku ..................................4013 / 25
106)Jwyatt ................................3933 / 3
107)Swanny .............................3855 / 15
114)JimMc ................................3584 / 11
120)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)sukhoi ...............................2734 / 2
154)Karsten .............................2496 / 26
157)Panhead49 ......................2473 / 44 :Q
208)Emos .................................1803 / 4
219)Logix ..................................1718 / 4
222)ShotgunSteve ..................1676 / 6
228)Bleep .................................1617 / 12
232)medic ................................1586 / 0
233)Avenger01 ........................1582 / 12
234)Boogak ..............................1572 / 1
235)BigFatCow ........................1572 / 0
243)paf077 ................................1497 / 27
248)Kruptikos ...........................1458 / 7
289)SpookyFish .......................1198 / 9
313)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
368)teriba ....................................829 / 6
406)Corsairpro ..........................702 / 3
797)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/3:
Cygor & Cobra. - 42000 (42009)
GreatWhiteNorth - 8000 (8027)
Toft / Vold - DK - 5000 (5004)
IJump - 4000 (4075)
Maku - 4000 (4013)
Mihai - 3000 (3035)
Bartman - 1500 (1500)
dpl1111 - 1000 (1006)
Speedyturtle - 1000 (1005)
Nemesis77 - 500 (502)
aftp - 500 (502)
Dill - 500 (500)
yuejon - 250 (315)
skymaster - 250 (257)
banker74 - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
DirtSquirt - Race to 250 - 3/19/2002
m2kewl - Race to 3000 - 3/15/2002
Boogak - Quickie to 1500 - 3/15/2002
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Some excellent racing is brewing in the crunch-a-thon drag races to 1000 and 2500. The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 sees Minendo continue to stretch his lead over Freewolf who was able to savor the flavor of front-running for only a few days shortly after the starter's gun issued it's familiar report. The 21 from Minnie extends his cushion to 16 while a bit further back in the pack, Crabby and migrooster are waging a hot battle for the right to follow Freewolf, the tiniest of margins separating the two. With a menacing snap of his foreclaws, ElFenix turns and snarls, "Back Off, Rooster Boy!" in the direction of the relentless migroo who's 21 puts some serious pressure on the King Crustacean. Meanwhile neovan, who has struggled nearly throughout the race's duration, could be mounting a comeback as a big 34 are stomped under his feet overnight.
The Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist is still being lead by the brave and courageous Tuffguy who continues to limp with the lead after losing the majority of his fleet. Unfortunately, the glory of being first may soon be handed over to the Great Dane and his formidable lineup of Tofters and Volders who have proven that they can crunch with the best as they have reached the mid-point to the 10K Holy Grail. Gaining ground steadily from the middle of the pack is everyone's favorite Canadian, Mad Max whose recent run of twenty-plus days continues, bringing the Crunchin' Canadian to within 33 wu's of the streaky Fardringle. The IceCream Lieutenant is the master of 17 packets to earn a smilie and land one wu behind micron and the Evader impresses the crowd by breaking the 300 wu hash mark with 23 wu's. Meanwhile, the Crazee Dude smashes 37 and continues to chop wu's off the handicap.
Speaking of handicaps, networkman is just about ready to cross over into positive integers in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM with the break-even point only 52 wu's ahead. His suprisingly efficient destruction of the equalizing pre-race stagger makes the race coordinators mull over whether or not they should break his other leg. The big battle in this contest is for second place behind the defster between Yield, conjur, and Captain Poopsie with only 29 workunits separating the three. That Crazee Guy cruises another 50 wu's behind the terrific trio followed by the ever consistent and steady SoulAssassin running only two wu's ahead of TA-Seti's other Great Dane, soni. These handicap races should get really exciting once the handicapped racers begin trying to make their way through the gauntlets of racers towards the front of the pack.
As the human Jump Jet IJump maintains his century plus pace and declares to the world that "There's more where that came from!", the BigDawg begins sniffing furiously in a remote corner of someone's back yard. Could this be the place where he burried those 6000-odd wu's? Cygor & Cobra manage another monster dump-a-roonie but fall just short of the 1K dump mark. :Q (It takes me nearly two months to dump that many wu's!!!) crt1530 and Dribble Puss are locked up in a dandy in Another Race to 8000 with crt continuing to hold onto his slim lead. There are only days left in this epic battle and the finish should be nothing short of spectacular.
Advancements among racers on 4/3 include Cygor & Cobra up 1 to 6, IJump up 4 to 99, def up 1 to 43, Bigwoofer up 2 to 81, Rex up 1 to 113, Ammocan up 1 to 200, wirelessenabled up 1 to 215, pyxis up 1 to 170, Nemur up 2 to 188, migroo up 5 to 299, PieDerro up 1 to 37, Panhead49 up 3 to 157, ShotgunSteve up 1 to 222, Bleep up 1 to 228, Avenger01 up 2 to 233, paf077 up 2 to 243, teriba up 3 to 368.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
6) Cygor & Cobra ..............42009 / 828 :Q:Q
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
25) networkman ..................18454 / 83 :Q
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000:
30) USS Poop ......................15528 / 51
31) USS Guid .......................15247 / 54
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
99)IJump ...............................4075 / 112
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
35) USS Ohio .......................11877 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................11009 / 4
Race to 10,000:
42) zodder ..............................9701 / 55
43) def .....................................9525 / 39
46) lane42 ..............................9179 / 9
56) GreatWhiteNorth .............8027 / 49
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
81) Bigwoofer .........................4903 / 65
99) IJump ................................4075 / 112
Two Borgies and a Cardy Racing to 8000:
60) Tarca ..................................7319 / 55
66) Gul Dukat ..........................6625 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................6428 / 15
Another Race to 8000: <----------------------- Only days left in this thiller!
57) crt1530 ..............................7892 / 50
58) DroolMAN! ........................7864 / 49
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
74) ElFenix ...............................5781 / 15
93) m2kewl ...............................4452 / 65
Race to 5000:
86) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4606 / 3
91) EvilWobbles ....................4490 / 23
Race to 4000:
113)Rex ....................................3585 / 19
125)Serialb ..............................3077 / 9
217)GolfGeek ..........................1727 / 6
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2653 / 13
169)JimButts ............................2256 / 22
200)Ammocan .........................1923 / 13
215)wirelessenabled .............1738 / 8
May Mauling to 3500:
159)bbarnes ............................2464 / 15
170)pyxis ..................................2229 / 9
174)Ishmael2k ........................2175 / 8
176)Maggotry ...........................2130 / 9
188)Nemur ...............................1987 / 16
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
299)migroo ................................1121 / 21
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
357)JetsFanatic ..........................887 / 1
391)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
526)Jerboy ....................................467 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ...........................................9525 / 39 (384)
Yield ......................................10333 / 51 (308)
conjur ......................................3666 / 55 (299)
USS Poop ............................15528 / 51 (279)
Crazee ....................................2936 / 37 (229)
SoulAssassin .......................8077 / 32 (185)
soni .......................................25712 / 25 (183)
networkman ........................18454 / 83 (-52) :Q
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Tuffguy ...................................4862 / 6 (487)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5004 / 24 (463)
Fardringle .............................6435 / 15 (437)
MaxSiren ...............................6730 / 24 (404)
thecool1 ................................4041 / 12 (398)
micron ...................................1974 / 15 (371)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4354 / 17 (370)
migroo .....................................1121 / 21 (318)
EvadMan ...............................2186 / 23 (304)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4606 / 3 (236)
Crazee ...................................2936 / 37 (-136)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2591 / 21 (157)
freewolf .....................................1118 / 15 (141)
ElFenix ......................................5781 / 15 (113)
migroo ......................................1121 / 21 (110)
neovan ......................................1934 / 34 (73) :Q
Lonely Racers:
19) USS IsOs ........................21387 / 102
22) Smokeball ......................19573 / 130
37) PieDerro ..........................11496 / 197
44) TWTA ................................9519 / 5
51) ZeroEffect .........................8209 / 27
67) Baldy18 .............................6590 / 4
70) cakin ..................................6225 / 29
89) ledzepp98 ........................4585 / 9
94) mucman ...........................4372 / 12
96) Eltano1 .............................4279 / 23
102)Maku ..................................4013 / 25
106)Jwyatt ................................3933 / 3
107)Swanny .............................3855 / 15
114)JimMc ................................3584 / 11
120)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)sukhoi ...............................2734 / 2
154)Karsten .............................2496 / 26
157)Panhead49 ......................2473 / 44 :Q
208)Emos .................................1803 / 4
219)Logix ..................................1718 / 4
222)ShotgunSteve ..................1676 / 6
228)Bleep .................................1617 / 12
232)medic ................................1586 / 0
233)Avenger01 ........................1582 / 12
234)Boogak ..............................1572 / 1
235)BigFatCow ........................1572 / 0
243)paf077 ................................1497 / 27
248)Kruptikos ...........................1458 / 7
289)SpookyFish .......................1198 / 9
313)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
368)teriba ....................................829 / 6
406)Corsairpro ..........................702 / 3
797)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/3:
Cygor & Cobra. - 42000 (42009)
GreatWhiteNorth - 8000 (8027)
Toft / Vold - DK - 5000 (5004)
IJump - 4000 (4075)
Maku - 4000 (4013)
Mihai - 3000 (3035)
Bartman - 1500 (1500)
dpl1111 - 1000 (1006)
Speedyturtle - 1000 (1005)
Nemesis77 - 500 (502)
aftp - 500 (502)
Dill - 500 (500)
yuejon - 250 (315)
skymaster - 250 (257)
banker74 - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
DirtSquirt - Race to 250 - 3/19/2002
m2kewl - Race to 3000 - 3/15/2002
Boogak - Quickie to 1500 - 3/15/2002
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Some excellent racing is brewing in the crunch-a-thon drag races to 1000 and 2500. The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000 sees Minendo continue to stretch his lead over Freewolf who was able to savor the flavor of front-running for only a few days shortly after the starter's gun issued it's familiar report. The 21 from Minnie extends his cushion to 16 while a bit further back in the pack, Crabby and migrooster are waging a hot battle for the right to follow Freewolf, the tiniest of margins separating the two. With a menacing snap of his foreclaws, ElFenix turns and snarls, "Back Off, Rooster Boy!" in the direction of the relentless migroo who's 21 puts some serious pressure on the King Crustacean. Meanwhile neovan, who has struggled nearly throughout the race's duration, could be mounting a comeback as a big 34 are stomped under his feet overnight.
The Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist is still being lead by the brave and courageous Tuffguy who continues to limp with the lead after losing the majority of his fleet. Unfortunately, the glory of being first may soon be handed over to the Great Dane and his formidable lineup of Tofters and Volders who have proven that they can crunch with the best as they have reached the mid-point to the 10K Holy Grail. Gaining ground steadily from the middle of the pack is everyone's favorite Canadian, Mad Max whose recent run of twenty-plus days continues, bringing the Crunchin' Canadian to within 33 wu's of the streaky Fardringle. The IceCream Lieutenant is the master of 17 packets to earn a smilie and land one wu behind micron and the Evader impresses the crowd by breaking the 300 wu hash mark with 23 wu's. Meanwhile, the Crazee Dude smashes 37 and continues to chop wu's off the handicap.
Speaking of handicaps, networkman is just about ready to cross over into positive integers in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM with the break-even point only 52 wu's ahead. His suprisingly efficient destruction of the equalizing pre-race stagger makes the race coordinators mull over whether or not they should break his other leg. The big battle in this contest is for second place behind the defster between Yield, conjur, and Captain Poopsie with only 29 workunits separating the three. That Crazee Guy cruises another 50 wu's behind the terrific trio followed by the ever consistent and steady SoulAssassin running only two wu's ahead of TA-Seti's other Great Dane, soni. These handicap races should get really exciting once the handicapped racers begin trying to make their way through the gauntlets of racers towards the front of the pack.
As the human Jump Jet IJump maintains his century plus pace and declares to the world that "There's more where that came from!", the BigDawg begins sniffing furiously in a remote corner of someone's back yard. Could this be the place where he burried those 6000-odd wu's? Cygor & Cobra manage another monster dump-a-roonie but fall just short of the 1K dump mark. :Q (It takes me nearly two months to dump that many wu's!!!) crt1530 and Dribble Puss are locked up in a dandy in Another Race to 8000 with crt continuing to hold onto his slim lead. There are only days left in this epic battle and the finish should be nothing short of spectacular.
Advancements among racers on 4/3 include Cygor & Cobra up 1 to 6, IJump up 4 to 99, def up 1 to 43, Bigwoofer up 2 to 81, Rex up 1 to 113, Ammocan up 1 to 200, wirelessenabled up 1 to 215, pyxis up 1 to 170, Nemur up 2 to 188, migroo up 5 to 299, PieDerro up 1 to 37, Panhead49 up 3 to 157, ShotgunSteve up 1 to 222, Bleep up 1 to 228, Avenger01 up 2 to 233, paf077 up 2 to 243, teriba up 3 to 368.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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