Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
4) Cygor & Cobra ..............50731 / 1437
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................20053 / 57
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
70) IJump ...............................6914 / 169
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12461 / 28
39) USS Tortoise .................11584 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10783 / 53
43) def .....................................10696 / 57
Race to 10,000:
45) lane42 ..............................10004 / 36
49) GreatWhiteNorth .............9169 / 35
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................9233 / 32
52) crt1530 ..............................8882 / 37
53) DroolMAN! ........................8735 / 0
54) ZeroEffect .........................8731 / 27
56) Tarca .................................8478 / 32
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
61) Bigwoofer .........................7469 / 127
70) IJump ................................6914 / 169
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
74) ElFenix ...............................6159 / 17
78) m2kewl ..............................5875 / 29
Race to 4000:
124)Serialb ..............................3373 / 17
198)GolfGeek ..........................1984 / 12
May 11th Date at 3000:
141)Dazmite .............................2880 / 9
164)JimButts ............................2461 / 0
179)Ammocan .........................2312 / 18
192)wirelessenabled .............2093 / 27
May Mauling to 3500:
142)bbarnes ............................2857 / 18
165)pyxis ..................................2454 / 11
166)Ishmael2k ........................2450 / 6
171)Nemur ...............................2390 / 28
177)Maggotry ...........................2318 / 0
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
254)migroo ................................1506 / 14
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
362)JetsFanatic ..........................932 / 5
410)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................4950 / 63 (1583)
def ...........................................10696 / 57 (1555)
Crazee ....................................4170 / 57 (1463)
Yield ......................................11401 / 43 (1376)
SoulAssassin .......................9233 / 32 (1341)
soni .......................................26736 / 23 (1207)
networkman ........................20053 / 57 (1047)
USS Poop ............................16033 / 12 (784)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5491 / 4 (950)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4722 / 15 (738)
micron ...................................2318 / 9 (715)
EvadMan ...............................2595 / 18 (713)
thecool1 ................................4346 / 10 (703)
migroo .....................................1506 / 14 (703)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4736 / 0 (366)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3084 / 21 (650)
freewolf .....................................1561 / 19 (584)
migroo ......................................1506 / 14 (495)
ElFenix ......................................6159 / 17 (491)
Lonely Racers:
17) USS IsOs ........................23563 / 96
20) Smokeball ......................22083 / 68
29) USS Guid .......................16537 / 51
32) PieDerro ..........................14324 / 73
46) TWTA ................................9572 / 1
62) MaxSiren ..........................7428 / 19
65) Baldy18 .............................7082 / 34
66) cakin ..................................7054 / 35
67) Fardringle ........................7029 / 20
72) Slahr Dzhe ........................6564 / 4
83) EvilWobbles ....................5227 / 45
94) ledzepp98 ........................4754 / 6
98) mucman ...........................4632 / 13
99) Eltano1 .............................4535 / 12
101)Maku ..................................4392 / 18
103)Jwyatt ................................4316 / 18
105)Swanny .............................4179 / 17
107)Crazee ..............................4170 / 57
112)JimMc ................................3903 / 16
128)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3188 / 18
143)sukhoi ...............................2823 / 4
147)Panhead49 ......................2769 / 19
186)paf077 ................................2188 / 29
188)neovan ..............................2173 / 5
204)Emos .................................1950 / 7
212)Bleep .................................1875 / 12
215)Logix ..................................1867 / 5
219)BigFatCow ........................1820 / 0
220)Avenger01 ........................1816 / 15
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1764 / 2
237)Kruptikos ...........................1622 / 9
238)Boogak ..............................1615 / 2
269)SpookyFish .......................1371 / 7
331)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
344)teriba ..................................1022 / 16
409)Corsairpro ..........................760 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 4/26:
Cygor & Cobra. - 50000 (50731)
networkman - 20000 (20053)
Lane42 - 10000 (10004)
tuffguy - 4000 (4997)
Migroo - 1500 (1506)
Breakapart - 1000 (1001)
hughesjr - 500 (512)
jreel - 500 (505)
bangis - 500 (501)
hammerman - 250 (253)
InverseofNeo - 250 (252)
tops2 - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 3/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
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Our rash of race winners continues this morning with the big C & C WU Factory upping the throughput on their production machinery to pump through Berkeley's special order of 50,000 workunits by 4/31/2002 four days ahead of schedule. For us mere mortals who toil below the 30 mark per day, 50,000 workunits is a goal that will most likey not occur in our lifetimes. To throw 1500 workunits out the wu chute in a single day's time hopefully gives C & C a feeling of power and accomplishment on par with the feeling of awe and respect it elicits from the rest of their teammates. Impressive, indeed, Cygor and Cobra. Since this is your fiftieth K-Key, we've got a special truck just for you guys to haul your awards around in. And if that's not enough, wait till you get a load of the 50K babes we've assigned to drive you around town in that 50K truck! These ladies have PhD's in voluptuousness as well as mathematics! Congratulations, guys!
It's always a momentous day when another teammate crosses the magical mystical 10,000 wu boundary and today is no exception as lane42 becomes the 45th Anandtecher to reach the Holy Grail of milestones and earn that final Berkeley certificate. Powering across the mark on the strength of a 36 wu purge, lane's elite mark sets off a celebration amongst his pit crew and fans the likes of which few have ever seen before. Using steadfast consistency with a few large dumperoonies mixed in, laner used the 10K race as a proving ground for the strong silent type of racer, the kind that many of the younger racing generation would do well to emulate. Mosey on in to the 10K lounge that we've just renovated and sanitized after the trashing it took at the hands of the defster and Zappin' Zod and their raucus 10K party. The fridge has been re-stocked and the babes are well rested and ready for another exciting round of "Name that Physicist" in the 10K hottub. Congratulations, Lane42!
A special shout today to networkman who doubles up on lane42's 10k accomplishment with a monumental milestone at the 20,000 wu marker. That makes today a day when teammates reach 10K, 20K, and 50K at the same time. We'll have to fire up the foundry and pay the key makers overtime 'cause we're running out of K-Key's!
Advancements among racers on 4/26 include Cygor & Cobra up 1 to 4, Bigwoofer up 1 to 61, GolfGeek up 3 to 198, Nemur up 1 to 171, migroo up 1 to 254, EvilWobbles up 1 to 83, Emos up 1 to 204, teriba up 4 to 344.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
4) Cygor & Cobra ..............50731 / 1437
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................20053 / 57
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
70) IJump ...............................6914 / 169
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12461 / 28
39) USS Tortoise .................11584 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10783 / 53
43) def .....................................10696 / 57
Race to 10,000:
45) lane42 ..............................10004 / 36
49) GreatWhiteNorth .............9169 / 35
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................9233 / 32
52) crt1530 ..............................8882 / 37
53) DroolMAN! ........................8735 / 0
54) ZeroEffect .........................8731 / 27
56) Tarca .................................8478 / 32
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
61) Bigwoofer .........................7469 / 127
70) IJump ................................6914 / 169
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
74) ElFenix ...............................6159 / 17
78) m2kewl ..............................5875 / 29
Race to 4000:
124)Serialb ..............................3373 / 17
198)GolfGeek ..........................1984 / 12
May 11th Date at 3000:
141)Dazmite .............................2880 / 9
164)JimButts ............................2461 / 0
179)Ammocan .........................2312 / 18
192)wirelessenabled .............2093 / 27
May Mauling to 3500:
142)bbarnes ............................2857 / 18
165)pyxis ..................................2454 / 11
166)Ishmael2k ........................2450 / 6
171)Nemur ...............................2390 / 28
177)Maggotry ...........................2318 / 0
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
254)migroo ................................1506 / 14
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
362)JetsFanatic ..........................932 / 5
410)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................4950 / 63 (1583)
def ...........................................10696 / 57 (1555)
Crazee ....................................4170 / 57 (1463)
Yield ......................................11401 / 43 (1376)
SoulAssassin .......................9233 / 32 (1341)
soni .......................................26736 / 23 (1207)
networkman ........................20053 / 57 (1047)
USS Poop ............................16033 / 12 (784)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5491 / 4 (950)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4722 / 15 (738)
micron ...................................2318 / 9 (715)
EvadMan ...............................2595 / 18 (713)
thecool1 ................................4346 / 10 (703)
migroo .....................................1506 / 14 (703)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4736 / 0 (366)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3084 / 21 (650)
freewolf .....................................1561 / 19 (584)
migroo ......................................1506 / 14 (495)
ElFenix ......................................6159 / 17 (491)
Lonely Racers:
17) USS IsOs ........................23563 / 96
20) Smokeball ......................22083 / 68
29) USS Guid .......................16537 / 51
32) PieDerro ..........................14324 / 73
46) TWTA ................................9572 / 1
62) MaxSiren ..........................7428 / 19
65) Baldy18 .............................7082 / 34
66) cakin ..................................7054 / 35
67) Fardringle ........................7029 / 20
72) Slahr Dzhe ........................6564 / 4
83) EvilWobbles ....................5227 / 45
94) ledzepp98 ........................4754 / 6
98) mucman ...........................4632 / 13
99) Eltano1 .............................4535 / 12
101)Maku ..................................4392 / 18
103)Jwyatt ................................4316 / 18
105)Swanny .............................4179 / 17
107)Crazee ..............................4170 / 57
112)JimMc ................................3903 / 16
128)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3188 / 18
143)sukhoi ...............................2823 / 4
147)Panhead49 ......................2769 / 19
186)paf077 ................................2188 / 29
188)neovan ..............................2173 / 5
204)Emos .................................1950 / 7
212)Bleep .................................1875 / 12
215)Logix ..................................1867 / 5
219)BigFatCow ........................1820 / 0
220)Avenger01 ........................1816 / 15
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1764 / 2
237)Kruptikos ...........................1622 / 9
238)Boogak ..............................1615 / 2
269)SpookyFish .......................1371 / 7
331)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
344)teriba ..................................1022 / 16
409)Corsairpro ..........................760 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 4/26:
Cygor & Cobra. - 50000 (50731)
networkman - 20000 (20053)
Lane42 - 10000 (10004)
tuffguy - 4000 (4997)
Migroo - 1500 (1506)
Breakapart - 1000 (1001)
hughesjr - 500 (512)
jreel - 500 (505)
bangis - 500 (501)
hammerman - 250 (253)
InverseofNeo - 250 (252)
tops2 - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 3/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
_______________________________________
Our rash of race winners continues this morning with the big C & C WU Factory upping the throughput on their production machinery to pump through Berkeley's special order of 50,000 workunits by 4/31/2002 four days ahead of schedule. For us mere mortals who toil below the 30 mark per day, 50,000 workunits is a goal that will most likey not occur in our lifetimes. To throw 1500 workunits out the wu chute in a single day's time hopefully gives C & C a feeling of power and accomplishment on par with the feeling of awe and respect it elicits from the rest of their teammates. Impressive, indeed, Cygor and Cobra. Since this is your fiftieth K-Key, we've got a special truck just for you guys to haul your awards around in. And if that's not enough, wait till you get a load of the 50K babes we've assigned to drive you around town in that 50K truck! These ladies have PhD's in voluptuousness as well as mathematics! Congratulations, guys!
It's always a momentous day when another teammate crosses the magical mystical 10,000 wu boundary and today is no exception as lane42 becomes the 45th Anandtecher to reach the Holy Grail of milestones and earn that final Berkeley certificate. Powering across the mark on the strength of a 36 wu purge, lane's elite mark sets off a celebration amongst his pit crew and fans the likes of which few have ever seen before. Using steadfast consistency with a few large dumperoonies mixed in, laner used the 10K race as a proving ground for the strong silent type of racer, the kind that many of the younger racing generation would do well to emulate. Mosey on in to the 10K lounge that we've just renovated and sanitized after the trashing it took at the hands of the defster and Zappin' Zod and their raucus 10K party. The fridge has been re-stocked and the babes are well rested and ready for another exciting round of "Name that Physicist" in the 10K hottub. Congratulations, Lane42!
A special shout today to networkman who doubles up on lane42's 10k accomplishment with a monumental milestone at the 20,000 wu marker. That makes today a day when teammates reach 10K, 20K, and 50K at the same time. We'll have to fire up the foundry and pay the key makers overtime 'cause we're running out of K-Key's!
Advancements among racers on 4/26 include Cygor & Cobra up 1 to 4, Bigwoofer up 1 to 61, GolfGeek up 3 to 198, Nemur up 1 to 171, migroo up 1 to 254, EvilWobbles up 1 to 83, Emos up 1 to 204, teriba up 4 to 344.
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God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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