Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
5) Cygor & Cobra ..............47689 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................19786 / 69
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
73)IJump ...............................6214 / 134 🙂
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12361 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11432 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10568 / 32
43) def .....................................10477 / 34
Race to 10,000:
45) lane42 ..............................9865 / 79 🙂
49) GreatWhiteNorth .............8992 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown: <----------------------------- Tarca says, "Don't leave without me, guys!"
51) SoulAssassin ..................8912 / 77 🙂
52) crt1530 ..............................8709 / 39
53) DroolMAN! ........................8666 / 47
54) ZeroEffect .........................8639 / 15
56) Tarca .................................8328 / 162 :Q:Q:Q
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
64) Bigwoofer .........................6995 / 143 🙂
73) IJump ................................6214 / 134 🙂
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
74) ElFenix ...............................6092 / 15
78) m2kewl ..............................5747 / 35
Race to 4000:
109)Rex ....................................3941 / 23 🙂
123)Serialb ..............................3314 / 17
204)GolfGeek ..........................1935 / 12
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2838 / 5
162)JimButts ............................2458 / 3
179)Ammocan .........................2234 / 14
191)wirelessenabled .............1999 / 26 🙂
May Mauling to 3500:
144)bbarnes ............................2784 / 12
165)Ishmael2k ........................2414 / 6
166)pyxis ..................................2408 / 3
174)Maggotry ...........................2295 / 9
175)Nemur ...............................2292 / 10
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
259)migroo ................................1434 / 8
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
358)JetsFanatic ..........................923 / 2
402)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM: <------------- conjur snatches the lead back!
conjur ......................................4711 / 76 (1344) 🙂
def ...........................................10477 / 34 (1336)
Crazee ....................................3950 / 53 (1243) 🙂
Yield ......................................11222 / 43 (1197)
soni .......................................26613 / 82 (1084) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8912 / 77 (1020) 🙂
networkman ........................19786 / 69 (780)
USS Poop ............................15965 / 22 (716)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist: <------------------------- Mad Max is hell-bent for glory!
MaxSiren ...............................7297 / 27 (971)
Fardringle .............................6915 / 25 (917)
Crazee ...................................3950 / 53 (878) 🙂
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5408 / 16 (867)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4656 / 21 (672) 🙂
micron ...................................2262 / 45 (659) 🙂
thecool1 ................................4299 / 7 (656)
EvadMan ...............................2527 / 14 (645)
migroo .....................................1434 / 8 (631)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4736 / 0 (366)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000: <--------------- Nice dump by Innuendo Minendo!
minendo ...................................2998 / 53 (564) :Q
freewolf .....................................1481 / 22 (504) 🙂
ElFenix ......................................6092 / 15 (424)
migroo ......................................1434 / 8 (423)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
17) USS IsOs ........................23206 / 85
20) Smokeball ......................21708 / 135 🙂
29) USS Guid .......................16311 / 62 🙂
32) PieDerro ..........................14021 / 81
46) TWTA ................................9567 / 2
65) Baldy18 .............................6994 / 14
68) cakin ..................................6903 / 40 🙂
71) Slahr Dzhe ........................6552 / 2
85) EvilWobbles ....................5072 / 38
92) ledzepp98 ........................4722 / 7
97) mucman ...........................4584 / 7
98) Eltano1 .............................4501 / 12
100)Maku ..................................4329 / 10
102)Jwyatt ................................4243 / 19
106)Swanny .............................4106 / 53 :Q
111)JimMc ................................3844 / 13
125)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3101 / 35 🙂
141)sukhoi ...............................2809 / 1
148)Panhead49 ......................2696 / 0
185)neovan ..............................2145 / 32 🙂
189)paf077 ................................2061 / 64 :Q
206)Emos .................................1923 / 4
211)Logix ..................................1846 / 5
215)Bleep .................................1817 / 0
220)BigFatCow ........................1767 / 0
222)Avenger01 ........................1763 / 6
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1749 / 1
235)Boogak ..............................1607 / 2
238)Kruptikos ...........................1589 / 8
239)medic ................................1586 / 0
271)SpookyFish .......................1340 / 1
324)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
351)teriba ....................................956 / 8
403)Corsairpro ..........................749 / 3
830)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/22:
Pie Derro - 14000 (14021) 😀
paf077 - 2000 (2061) 😀
Cannon - 2000 (2001)
GasPath2 - 1000 (1024)
Rainsford - 1000 (1000)
xxcody - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
EvilWObbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 4/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
crt1530 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/7/2002
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
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There are no words for the excitement that is taking place in the The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM! We went up into the stands to get a close-up look at some of the ecstatic fans. Our first interview was with an "exhuberant" young lady wearing a conjur tee-shirt who stopped jumping up and down long enough to answer our questions. When asked what she thought of the race so far, she replied, "Eeeeeeeeeee! conjur's back out in front! And isn't he just a hunk! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!". I'd like to thank that bouncy young lady for her expert race analysis.
Naturally, the defster has his own cheering section and quite a site they are. Leather, chains, and more tatoos than you'll see at a Dennis Rodman look-a-like contest. Of course they are all a bit bummed at the recent turn of events on the track. One gentleman who would only identify himself as "Chico" had this to say: "The defster will be back, man. He'd better win 'cause he owes me money!" Crazee, currently running in third position, has his support group at the top of the bleachers holding up signs reading "The Crazee Crew" and acting quite the fool in honor of their hero.
It's easy to spot the Yielder's following, everyone holding up their yellow and red "Yield" street signs, obviously pilfered from the roadways leading up to the racing venue. This could explain the dramatic increase in traffic accidents littering the streets around the race track. Soni's fans are perhaps the most sedate of the group, continuing their "Ti-tan! Ti- tan! Ti-tan!" chant, obviously delighted with their idol's resurgence. Although one young lady in his entourage did have to be carted off to the pokey after ripping off her shirt in her excitement at seeing the Great Dane flex his titanesque wu dumping muscles for a third straight day in a row.
SoulAssassin's fans are just plain wild-eyed and downright scary looking. We did work up the courage to ask one of them for their thoughts about the race thus far. "Beware the Assassin!", was the only comment, spoken in a hissing whisper that would send chills down the spine of an Eskimo. Moving right along... There's networkman's fan club at the top of the bleachers right next to Crazee's Crew. It would appear that they've grown a little tired of the crew's antics and are tying them up with cat-3 cable and beating them over the head with old Kingston 10-Base-T NE2000 compatible ISA network cards. Oh, the humanity!!! And lastly, poopaskoopa's following are isolated in their own little corner of the stands for obvious reasons while fans of rival teams keep throwing toilet paper and kitty litter in their direction.
OK, OK. The commentary was particularly lame, today. Whatcha expect for free?
Advancements among racers on 4/22 include USS Ohio up 1 to 36, GreatWhiteNorth up 1 to 49, DroolMAN! up 1 to 53, Tarca up 3 to 56, Bigwoofer up 4 to 64, EvilWobbles up 1 to 85, GolfGeek up 1 to 204, wirelessenabled up 4 to 191, bbarnes up 1 to 144, migroo up 1 to 259, USS Guid up 1 to 29, neovan up 2 to 185, paf077 up 2 to 189, Kruptikos up 1 to 238, teriba up 1 to 351, Corsairpro up 1 to 403.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
5) Cygor & Cobra ..............47689 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................19786 / 69
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
73)IJump ...............................6214 / 134 🙂
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12361 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11432 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10568 / 32
43) def .....................................10477 / 34
Race to 10,000:
45) lane42 ..............................9865 / 79 🙂
49) GreatWhiteNorth .............8992 / 23
The Great 10K CountDown: <----------------------------- Tarca says, "Don't leave without me, guys!"
51) SoulAssassin ..................8912 / 77 🙂
52) crt1530 ..............................8709 / 39
53) DroolMAN! ........................8666 / 47
54) ZeroEffect .........................8639 / 15
56) Tarca .................................8328 / 162 :Q:Q:Q
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
64) Bigwoofer .........................6995 / 143 🙂
73) IJump ................................6214 / 134 🙂
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
74) ElFenix ...............................6092 / 15
78) m2kewl ..............................5747 / 35
Race to 4000:
109)Rex ....................................3941 / 23 🙂
123)Serialb ..............................3314 / 17
204)GolfGeek ..........................1935 / 12
May 11th Date at 3000:
140)Dazmite .............................2838 / 5
162)JimButts ............................2458 / 3
179)Ammocan .........................2234 / 14
191)wirelessenabled .............1999 / 26 🙂
May Mauling to 3500:
144)bbarnes ............................2784 / 12
165)Ishmael2k ........................2414 / 6
166)pyxis ..................................2408 / 3
174)Maggotry ...........................2295 / 9
175)Nemur ...............................2292 / 10
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
259)migroo ................................1434 / 8
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
358)JetsFanatic ..........................923 / 2
402)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM: <------------- conjur snatches the lead back!
conjur ......................................4711 / 76 (1344) 🙂
def ...........................................10477 / 34 (1336)
Crazee ....................................3950 / 53 (1243) 🙂
Yield ......................................11222 / 43 (1197)
soni .......................................26613 / 82 (1084) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8912 / 77 (1020) 🙂
networkman ........................19786 / 69 (780)
USS Poop ............................15965 / 22 (716)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist: <------------------------- Mad Max is hell-bent for glory!
MaxSiren ...............................7297 / 27 (971)
Fardringle .............................6915 / 25 (917)
Crazee ...................................3950 / 53 (878) 🙂
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5408 / 16 (867)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4656 / 21 (672) 🙂
micron ...................................2262 / 45 (659) 🙂
thecool1 ................................4299 / 7 (656)
EvadMan ...............................2527 / 14 (645)
migroo .....................................1434 / 8 (631)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4736 / 0 (366)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000: <--------------- Nice dump by Innuendo Minendo!
minendo ...................................2998 / 53 (564) :Q
freewolf .....................................1481 / 22 (504) 🙂
ElFenix ......................................6092 / 15 (424)
migroo ......................................1434 / 8 (423)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
17) USS IsOs ........................23206 / 85
20) Smokeball ......................21708 / 135 🙂
29) USS Guid .......................16311 / 62 🙂
32) PieDerro ..........................14021 / 81
46) TWTA ................................9567 / 2
65) Baldy18 .............................6994 / 14
68) cakin ..................................6903 / 40 🙂
71) Slahr Dzhe ........................6552 / 2
85) EvilWobbles ....................5072 / 38
92) ledzepp98 ........................4722 / 7
97) mucman ...........................4584 / 7
98) Eltano1 .............................4501 / 12
100)Maku ..................................4329 / 10
102)Jwyatt ................................4243 / 19
106)Swanny .............................4106 / 53 :Q
111)JimMc ................................3844 / 13
125)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3101 / 35 🙂
141)sukhoi ...............................2809 / 1
148)Panhead49 ......................2696 / 0
185)neovan ..............................2145 / 32 🙂
189)paf077 ................................2061 / 64 :Q
206)Emos .................................1923 / 4
211)Logix ..................................1846 / 5
215)Bleep .................................1817 / 0
220)BigFatCow ........................1767 / 0
222)Avenger01 ........................1763 / 6
223)ShotgunSteve ..................1749 / 1
235)Boogak ..............................1607 / 2
238)Kruptikos ...........................1589 / 8
239)medic ................................1586 / 0
271)SpookyFish .......................1340 / 1
324)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
351)teriba ....................................956 / 8
403)Corsairpro ..........................749 / 3
830)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/22:
Pie Derro - 14000 (14021) 😀
paf077 - 2000 (2061) 😀
Cannon - 2000 (2001)
GasPath2 - 1000 (1024)
Rainsford - 1000 (1000)
xxcody - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
EvilWObbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 4/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
crt1530 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/7/2002
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
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There are no words for the excitement that is taking place in the The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM! We went up into the stands to get a close-up look at some of the ecstatic fans. Our first interview was with an "exhuberant" young lady wearing a conjur tee-shirt who stopped jumping up and down long enough to answer our questions. When asked what she thought of the race so far, she replied, "Eeeeeeeeeee! conjur's back out in front! And isn't he just a hunk! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!". I'd like to thank that bouncy young lady for her expert race analysis.
Naturally, the defster has his own cheering section and quite a site they are. Leather, chains, and more tatoos than you'll see at a Dennis Rodman look-a-like contest. Of course they are all a bit bummed at the recent turn of events on the track. One gentleman who would only identify himself as "Chico" had this to say: "The defster will be back, man. He'd better win 'cause he owes me money!" Crazee, currently running in third position, has his support group at the top of the bleachers holding up signs reading "The Crazee Crew" and acting quite the fool in honor of their hero.
It's easy to spot the Yielder's following, everyone holding up their yellow and red "Yield" street signs, obviously pilfered from the roadways leading up to the racing venue. This could explain the dramatic increase in traffic accidents littering the streets around the race track. Soni's fans are perhaps the most sedate of the group, continuing their "Ti-tan! Ti- tan! Ti-tan!" chant, obviously delighted with their idol's resurgence. Although one young lady in his entourage did have to be carted off to the pokey after ripping off her shirt in her excitement at seeing the Great Dane flex his titanesque wu dumping muscles for a third straight day in a row.
SoulAssassin's fans are just plain wild-eyed and downright scary looking. We did work up the courage to ask one of them for their thoughts about the race thus far. "Beware the Assassin!", was the only comment, spoken in a hissing whisper that would send chills down the spine of an Eskimo. Moving right along... There's networkman's fan club at the top of the bleachers right next to Crazee's Crew. It would appear that they've grown a little tired of the crew's antics and are tying them up with cat-3 cable and beating them over the head with old Kingston 10-Base-T NE2000 compatible ISA network cards. Oh, the humanity!!! And lastly, poopaskoopa's following are isolated in their own little corner of the stands for obvious reasons while fans of rival teams keep throwing toilet paper and kitty litter in their direction.
OK, OK. The commentary was particularly lame, today. Whatcha expect for free?
Advancements among racers on 4/22 include USS Ohio up 1 to 36, GreatWhiteNorth up 1 to 49, DroolMAN! up 1 to 53, Tarca up 3 to 56, Bigwoofer up 4 to 64, EvilWobbles up 1 to 85, GolfGeek up 1 to 204, wirelessenabled up 4 to 191, bbarnes up 1 to 144, migroo up 1 to 259, USS Guid up 1 to 29, neovan up 2 to 185, paf077 up 2 to 189, Kruptikos up 1 to 238, teriba up 1 to 351, Corsairpro up 1 to 403.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
