Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93586 / 0
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87176 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83514 / 0
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76664 / 0
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................44035 / 0
67) jdiddy ....................................43118 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37771 / 0
78) Panhead49 .......................37556 / 0
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34560 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32145 / 0
90) Ed Omega ..............................32082 / 0
91) Obitus .....................................30607 / 0
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21866 / 0
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17577 / 0
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Taboo's Last Classic Hurrah: Let's Get Bespy to 10,000!:
384)Bespin Reactor Shaft ..............7971 / 1762 :Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............465327 / 0
2) Don Telkamp ..................421896 / 0
3) amdxborg ........................363434 / 0
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307135 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258282 / 0
7) PieDerro ..........................225200 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202512 / 0
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145694 / 0
40) Strider7 ............................61567 / 0
46) Team Tarca ....................57162 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
53) Dalephi ............................52441 / 0
55) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
57) Conjur...............................51462 / 0
174)Anubis ..............................15373 / 0
177)Coquito ............................15193 / 0
240)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
268)Eltano1 .............................10285 / 0
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
369)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5844 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/13:
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FLASHBACK!
To April 23, 2002:
The race:
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................4711 / 76 (1344) 🙂
def ...........................................10477 / 34 (1336)
Crazee ....................................3950 / 53 (1243) 🙂
Yield ......................................11222 / 43 (1197)
soni .......................................26613 / 82 (1084) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8912 / 77 (1020) 🙂
networkman ........................19786 / 69 (780)
poopaskoopa.......................15965 / 22 (716)
The commentary:
This are no words for the excitement that is taking place in the The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM! We went up into the stands to get a close-up look at some of the ecstatic fans. Our first interview was with an "exhuberant" young lady wearing a conjur tee-shirt who stopped jumping up and down long enough to answer our questions. When asked what she thought of the race so far, she replied, "Eeeeeeeeeee! conjur's back out in front! And isn't he just a hunk! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!". I'd like to thank that bouncy young lady for her expert race analysis.
Naturally, the defster has his own cheering section and quite a site they are. Leather, chains, and more tatoos than you'll see at a Dennis Rodman look-a-like contest. Of course they are all a bit bummed at the recent turn of events on the track. One gentleman who would only identify himself as "Chico" had this to say: "The defster will be back, man. He'd better win 'cause he owes me money!" Crazee, currently running in third position, has his support group at the top of the bleachers holding up signs reading "The Crazee Crew" and acting quite the fool in honor of their hero.
It's easy to spot the Yielder's following, everyone holding up their yellow and red "Yield" street signs, obviously pilfered from the roadways leading up to the racing venue. This could explain the dramatic increase in traffic accidents littering the streets around the race track. Soni's fans are perhaps the most sedate of the group, continuing their "Ti-tan! Ti- tan! Ti-tan!" chant, obviously delighted with their idol's resurgence. Although one young lady in his entourage did have to be carted off to the pokey after ripping off her shirt in her excitement at seeing the Great Dane flex his titanesque dumping muscles for a third straight day in a row.
SoulAssassin's fans are just plain wild-eyed and downright scary looking. We did work up the courage to ask one of them for their thoughts about the race thus far. "Beware the Assassin!", was the only comment, spoken in a hissing whisper that would send chills down the spine of an Eskimo. Moving right along... There's networkman's fan club at the top of the bleachers right next to Crazee's Crew. It would appear that they've grown a little tired of the crew's antics and are tying them up with cat-5 cable and beating them over the head with old Kingston 10-Base-T NE2000 compatible ISA network cards. Oh, the humanity!!! And lastly, poopaskoopa's following are isolated in their own little corner of the stands for obvious reasons while fans of rival teams keep throwing toilet paper and kitty litter in their direction.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93586 / 0
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87176 / 0
26) CraigRT ...................................83514 / 0
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76664 / 0
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................44035 / 0
67) jdiddy ....................................43118 / 0
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37771 / 0
78) Panhead49 .......................37556 / 0
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34560 / 0
89) Soggysocks ...........................32145 / 0
90) Ed Omega ..............................32082 / 0
91) Obitus .....................................30607 / 0
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21866 / 0
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17577 / 0
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Taboo's Last Classic Hurrah: Let's Get Bespy to 10,000!:
384)Bespin Reactor Shaft ..............7971 / 1762 :Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............465327 / 0
2) Don Telkamp ..................421896 / 0
3) amdxborg ........................363434 / 0
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307135 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258282 / 0
7) PieDerro ..........................225200 / 0
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202512 / 0
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145694 / 0
40) Strider7 ............................61567 / 0
46) Team Tarca ....................57162 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
53) Dalephi ............................52441 / 0
55) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
57) Conjur...............................51462 / 0
174)Anubis ..............................15373 / 0
177)Coquito ............................15193 / 0
240)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
268)Eltano1 .............................10285 / 0
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
369)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
401)ShotgunSteven ..................5844 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/13:
_______________________________________
FLASHBACK!
To April 23, 2002:
The race:
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................4711 / 76 (1344) 🙂
def ...........................................10477 / 34 (1336)
Crazee ....................................3950 / 53 (1243) 🙂
Yield ......................................11222 / 43 (1197)
soni .......................................26613 / 82 (1084) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8912 / 77 (1020) 🙂
networkman ........................19786 / 69 (780)
poopaskoopa.......................15965 / 22 (716)
The commentary:
This are no words for the excitement that is taking place in the The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM! We went up into the stands to get a close-up look at some of the ecstatic fans. Our first interview was with an "exhuberant" young lady wearing a conjur tee-shirt who stopped jumping up and down long enough to answer our questions. When asked what she thought of the race so far, she replied, "Eeeeeeeeeee! conjur's back out in front! And isn't he just a hunk! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!". I'd like to thank that bouncy young lady for her expert race analysis.
Naturally, the defster has his own cheering section and quite a site they are. Leather, chains, and more tatoos than you'll see at a Dennis Rodman look-a-like contest. Of course they are all a bit bummed at the recent turn of events on the track. One gentleman who would only identify himself as "Chico" had this to say: "The defster will be back, man. He'd better win 'cause he owes me money!" Crazee, currently running in third position, has his support group at the top of the bleachers holding up signs reading "The Crazee Crew" and acting quite the fool in honor of their hero.
It's easy to spot the Yielder's following, everyone holding up their yellow and red "Yield" street signs, obviously pilfered from the roadways leading up to the racing venue. This could explain the dramatic increase in traffic accidents littering the streets around the race track. Soni's fans are perhaps the most sedate of the group, continuing their "Ti-tan! Ti- tan! Ti-tan!" chant, obviously delighted with their idol's resurgence. Although one young lady in his entourage did have to be carted off to the pokey after ripping off her shirt in her excitement at seeing the Great Dane flex his titanesque dumping muscles for a third straight day in a row.
SoulAssassin's fans are just plain wild-eyed and downright scary looking. We did work up the courage to ask one of them for their thoughts about the race thus far. "Beware the Assassin!", was the only comment, spoken in a hissing whisper that would send chills down the spine of an Eskimo. Moving right along... There's networkman's fan club at the top of the bleachers right next to Crazee's Crew. It would appear that they've grown a little tired of the crew's antics and are tying them up with cat-5 cable and beating them over the head with old Kingston 10-Base-T NE2000 compatible ISA network cards. Oh, the humanity!!! And lastly, poopaskoopa's following are isolated in their own little corner of the stands for obvious reasons while fans of rival teams keep throwing toilet paper and kitty litter in their direction.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
